im not a very patriotic woman but i nonetheless whole-heartedly support every drive-through employee’s constitutional right to be blazed out of their fuckin gourd

Congratulations to Marcille DungeonMeshi for achieving Pathetic Little Man status on tumblr, a hard glass ceiling for many female characters to break. I look forward to calling you my sopping wet beast and poor little meow meow for fandom days to come. Keep trucking babygirl, you'll bag Falin one day

dandelions are magic. literally tiny suns in the grass that turn into the moon and then the stars when you blow on them. fucking insane.

occasional posts from users

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be a nervous young man

cmon child safety lid you know it's me

seen in Portland Oregon

she's so me tbh

Pride month vest project, a patch a day #29: Wheat But Not Bread, Fruit But Not Wine

John Green wakes up every day and says I will embarrass myself online

i want 60 thousand votes by next thursday

Guys if I'm posting about a webcomic I'm almost always tagging the title and almost always you can just google "[title] webcomic" and it'll be the first result.... do they not teach kids how to use google in school anymore?