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careerboyfriend · 9 hours
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do you guys know any men so insecure they get shy about their pink vapes? dont have the heart to tell him the vape itself is what makes him a faggot
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careerboyfriend · 1 day
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not to brag but i have been performing quite well in my video games lately
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careerboyfriend · 2 days
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it’s unnerving to me that i am still falling back to disbelief atp.. like it’s just unfathomable to me. i cannot grasp his lack of being. it’s driving me insane! 🤑
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careerboyfriend · 2 days
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it was so beautiful and sunny all last week and now we are back to this overcast shit. im ready for it to be sunny and bright and mid 70s at the beach
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careerboyfriend · 5 days
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it kinda pisses me off that my client doesnt like sublime. i’ve tried diff songs on diff occasions and finally i tried ldr’s cover of doin time and he liked it. you are hardly even californian bro i dont even know you
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careerboyfriend · 5 days
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talked to someone about my grief all of twice and they hit me with mybe u should see a therapist. whoa this is suddenly not a safe space anymore
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careerboyfriend · 6 days
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im man enough to admit i’ve growled in the club to dior before
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careerboyfriend · 7 days
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I’ve said this before but it’s so grim how saying “feminism is only about women” is exclusionary when women are half the people on earth.
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careerboyfriend · 7 days
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they made hephaestus a hot bear. i know thats right
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careerboyfriend · 8 days
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im tall but i just bought sandals with like a 2 in lift n theyre soooo cunty
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careerboyfriend · 8 days
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shoutout to the mockingjay that wouldnt shut the fuck up he either got pussy or died
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careerboyfriend · 9 days
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had to catch blood in my hands today so it wouldnt fall onto a white blanket. not the day i was expecting
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careerboyfriend · 9 days
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picture this, i give you a glass bottle and tell you to open it, but bottle openers are forbidden, how do you do it?
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careerboyfriend · 9 days
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#p
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careerboyfriend · 9 days
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careerboyfriend · 9 days
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sending youtube shorts makes me feel like a millennial
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careerboyfriend · 10 days
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scared teams scared plays scared players
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