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giving falin armor because she looked really happy wearing it :]
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this is the izutsumi of aw shucks guess we got worked up over nothing. reblog to realize things are not as bad as they seem
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qpp that’s sleepy x qpp who stays up to 2 am
#yeah#but also imagine#qpps that are both sleepy#but stayed up until 2 am just to talk to each other
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What's something that makes you think they are into each other?
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SENSHI would want you to get enough sleep and have nice nutritious meals
CHILCHUCK would want you to know your worker rights and what your labor is worth
LAIOS would want you to embrace your passions and try new things
FALIN would want you to take care of your health and treat others with kindness
MARCILLE would want you to practice necromancy and have gay sex
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A math teacher, a gym teacher, and an art teacher die and arrive in heaven at the same time.
God tells them that heaven is full and they will have to trick the devil to be let in. God calls the devil and the devil comes in and introduces himself.
The math teacher tries first and gives him a hard equation. The devil solves it in 10 seconds and the teacher is sent to hell.
The gym teacher asks him to do 1,000 push-ups in a row without stopping. The devil does it without stopping and the gym teacher is sent to hell.
The art teacher then says, “Give me a chair with 7 holes carved in it.” The devil hands him the chair. The art teacher sits down on it and farts. He asks the devil, “What hole did the fart come out of?” The devil replies, “Easy, the third one.” The art teacher then says, “No, my asshole.” And then makes his way to heaven.
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Hmm what if a moonlighting hitman 🦌 kidnapped a baby-faced kingpin 🍎 ??
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EY ITS FINALS SEASON!
GOOD LUCK ON YOUR EXAMS!
GOOD LUCK ON YOUR ESSAYS!
GOOD LUCK ON YOUR PRESENTATIONS!
GOOD LUCK ON YOUR FINAL PROJECTS!
GOOD LUCK!!! YOU’VE MADE IT THIS FAR!!
and a gentle reminder to take breaks, and get a snack and some water. Don’t forget to take a moment to breathe.
and if you can, try to do something nice for yourself after its all over. No matter how it turns out, you struggled and you survived so you deserve something nice :)
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Fucked up how humanity discovered electricity and radiation and made machines and learned to make airplanes and cured diseases and our takeaway isnt that "Some Magic Is Real And Here's Why", but that magic is fake this is big boy science and it's totally not magical
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Don't be scared of getting older. Every year I'm reborn as the most me I've ever been.
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*I worship you Tumblr please don’t remove it
So I found out that he’s got white hair strands and I lost my mind :3
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"The next extermination would be something like this"
Ref: amphibia s2 the last episode
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Not sure how widely recognized this is but it’s fucking wild to me that miss kui just quietly snuck in the fact that most (if not all) of the differences between races only exist because of wishes they made to the Winged Lion.
Dwarves being strong? Lion wish. Elves being good at magic? Lion wish. All lifespan differences???? Lion wish, babey!
Not that the elves superiority shtick isn’t already BS, but it’s even funnier with the context that the only difference between them and humans is that, thousands of years ago, their leaders made a greedier wish to the demon that wanted to eat them.
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Laios you have to stop. You eat too good. Your swag too different. Your tits are too fat. they’ll kill you
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