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Ray-Ban Sunglasses

me: I’m doing pretty well, I feel pretty good me ten minutes later: not once in my life have I ever been ok

They removed tumblr from the App Store we’re rogue lads

Fuck nudes, send me your playlist

Children are the most expensive kind of STD

me (two days into spring): do you remember the good old days when all the bugs were in hell where they belong

For a song about the piano man, the harmonica man won’t shut up.

actually i DO have a blog aesthetic its called ‘i post what i like’

If you work on a farm and your job is to take care of the chickens, you are a chicken tender.

me whenever anybody says that they like me/that i’m their friend

women are hot

Season

your 20s are for sucking dick and traveling

Doesnt matter if u dont understand a joke. Extract dopamine and move on

Maybe we get one magical wish per lifetime and no one knows because we waste it as a baby on extra crackers or something.

You’re now one day closer to eating your next slice of pizza.