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carbmother · 11 months
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The Flag of Japan but it's actually this hand towel with a perfectly-placed water stain
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carbmother · 1 year
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carbmother · 3 years
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I’m starting to think you don’t like America...
wtf?????
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carbmother · 3 years
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God works in mysterious ways TO YOU. I get it though
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carbmother · 3 years
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can premarital sex truly be poggers? 
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carbmother · 4 years
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“cutie” and “babe” are overrated pet names for your significant other. try “leader of thunderclan” or “the fire that saved the clan” instead
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carbmother · 4 years
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carbmother · 4 years
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why apologize this is exactly 2020 energy
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carbmother · 4 years
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carbmother · 4 years
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why are dog lovers so hateful??? like you meet a cat lover and they’re like “oh i love dogs a lot too! i just prefer cats!” but dog lovers are always like “my ENTIRE FAMILY was MURDERED by a CAT, a cat STOLE MY GIRLFRIEND, BURNED MY HOUSE DOWN, TOOK MY JOB AND KEYED UP MY CAR"
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carbmother · 4 years
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carbmother · 4 years
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How to see whether a Chinese handmade teapot is well done or not - quality of the spout is an important standard. 
cr: 承启 建水紫陶
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carbmother · 4 years
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why does watching other ppl achieve milestones make me feel inadequate even when the milestone in question is something that literally doesnt interest me at all? like why am i this insecure lmao how do i turn it off
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carbmother · 4 years
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I want silence from you. I don’t even want to hear you breathe. The only thing I want from you is to feel you writhing underneath me, with my fingers against your throat.
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carbmother · 4 years
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fucking idiot gets PRANKED
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carbmother · 4 years
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Just beneath the surface of this squid’s skin are thousands of color-changing cells called chromatophores 
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