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I show affection for my pets by holding them against me and whispering I love you repeatedly as they struggle to escape from my arms
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canada: hi don't mean to intrude but its my birthd–
america: ITS ALMOST MY BIRTHDAY
america: THREE DAYS TILL MY BIRTHDAY
canada:
canada:
canada:
canada: i came out to have a good time and i'm honestly feeling so attacked right now
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how to track anonymous asks.
sshubashushu:
So you have your ask.
STEP ONE:
Highlight the word “block”
STEP TWO:
Right click the word block.
STEP THREE:
Click “View Selection Source”
STEP FOUR:
Something like this should pop up:
Highlight the “IP” (the blacked out part).
STEP FIVE:
Copy the IP address and paste it to this website:
http://whatismyipaddress.com/ip-lookup
Paste the IP address into there, press enter or “Lookup IP Address” and all the information should come up.
Anon u r in trubl
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a guy at school today was wearing this damn fine red nail polish and I heard these two girls whispering angrily and looking in his direction so I listened in expecting them to be weird about it and the first thing I hear is “how the HELL did he get it so good did he get it professionally done or something you need to ask him where he found that colour jesus fucking christ are you KIDDING me”
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Look at Alex’s reaction (x)
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Summoning John Green with a pentagram and a starbucks sacrifice
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just hold on
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does sex hurt more if you've never masturbated before?
life hurts more if you’ve never masturbated
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Sexuality: Alex saying his full name.
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The pinnacle of the human race
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