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Can you wipe out that much red?
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✖. will rp all styles: para, novella, one-liners, crack
✖. multiverse & multiship
✖. 4+ years of roleplay experience
✖. always open to discussing new plots!
✖. skype and kik available upon request
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I destroy myself repeatedly, without remorse.
Six Word Story #79 by absentions (via hvlbherzig)
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ＤＯＮ＇Ｔ.
———— unless you’re planning to ѕтαy, don’t.
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you can tell a lot about someone by the type of music they listen to. hit shuffle on your ipod, phone, itunes, media player etc and write down the first 20 songs. then pass this on to 10 people.
one rule: no skipping.
tagged by the awesome malkavwolf
Sharon Van Etten - Serpents
Live and Let Die - Wings
Driver's Seat - Sniff 'n' the Tears
Death And All His Friends - Coldplay
Dark Doo Wop - MS MR
Flickers - London Grammar
Normal Person - Arcade Fire
My Body - Young The Giant
Fitzpleasure - Alt-J
Awake O Sleeper - The Brothers Bright
The Greatest View - Flume
Last Man Standing - People In Planes
Strong - London Grammar
R U Mine - Arctic Monkeys
A Real Hero - College
Somewhere I belong - Linkin Park
Signs - Bloc Party
Lonely Boy - The Black Keys
Partition - Beyonce
Ramble On - Led Zeppelin
I’m tagging: anyone who wants to be tagged in this.
#outofred ;#meme#[ only came on here to do this#muse is so low rn so im taking a break for a few days#you can find me at duxfortis ]
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your mouth is a revolver;
and words are
your favorite bullets.
Shotgun // s.a (via soulfulreverie)
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We were once weapons to be used
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#red in my ledger ;#[ ima take a break from watch dogs to reply to things in a bit#message me if you want to plot ]
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You’re a spy, not a soldier Now you want to wade into a war.
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That’s the worst advice I’ve ever heard.
ask meme
❝ Ouch.❞
❝ Well I thought it was plausible.❞
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paidtheprice replied to your post:
Depends—- what’s in it for me?
❝ Well, for starters, you'll avoid an early grave.❞
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Did you hire a stripper?
ask meme.
❝ Maybe.❞
❝ Trust me, you’ll thank me later.❞
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… Why are your hands down your pants?
ask meme
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He was not supposed to be in here.
❝ You saw nothing, do I make myself clear?❞
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"I saw your browser history."
"Do you even know what you’re doing?"
"We’ve already tried this."
"You don’t even know what you’re doing."
"Beyonce isn’t that great."
"How many times do I have to tell you?"
"You have five seconds…"
"I don’t even know who you are."
"Didn’t your parents ever tell you that?"
"Is this where you live?"
"… Why are your hands down your pants?"
"Is that a lobster?"
"You’re late on child support."
"You never go ass to mouth."
"One ring to rule them all…"
"He doesn’t even go here!"
"Did you just take that?"
"Is that a unicorn?"
"You’re a muggle."
"It’s your turn to do the dishes."
"Were you going through my computer?!"
"Are you pregnant?"
"You need to be honest with yourself, no one likes Nickelback."
"Shut up."
"I know you’re having an affair."
"They’re dead."
"Voldemort isn’t dead."
"Let me see your phone."
"I can’t believe it’s over."
"How high are you right now?"
"I was with someone."
"It’s not necessary to replace you, you’re not missed."
"Why do you think we never worked out?"
"What went wrong?"
"You’re the most ridiculous person I know."
"Are you okay?"
"I’m having an affair."
"Too little too late."
"Snoop Dog just came into the diner."
"You said we could get a puppy."
"I need to move out."
"You ordered a moon bounce?"
"Don’t you want me?"
"Meeting your mother changed my life."
"Janitor’s closet NOW."
"Is that for sale?"
"Do you want to get a drink sometime?"
"Your resilience is comparable to that of a cockroach."
"He has a knife!"
"I was on an episode of Cops once."
"Are you a hoarder?"
"We’re alone out here, you know?"
"I killed her."
"I need to go."
"Why did you invite me to your wedding?"
"You always do this!"
"You’re the master of excuses."
"Did you hire a stripper?"
"I just got out of jail."
"It was you all along?"
"I know you don’t want to be with me anymore."
"Were you ever happy?"
"You’ve been in that same exact spot since 9 this morning."
"There’s plenty of fish in the sea."
"This is it."
"I can’t believe it’s you."
"We’re getting evicted."
"I know who you are."
"I wrote you a letter… Every single day."
"They’re going to kill me."
"You had sex with a serial killer."
"Are you drunk?"
"I didn’t love you anyways."
"That was the worst day ever."
"That was the best day ever."
"Is this your first date?"
"I’ve never been kissed before."
"You’re famous!"
"I can’t see you anymore."
"What’re you here for?"
"It’s always been you."
"If this were a movie…"
"Are you high?"
"Stick a sock in it."
"You’re better off without me.’
"I’m better off without you."
"You’re like a freaking Taylor Swift song."
"What do you want?"
"Fuck it."
"That’s the worst advice I’ve ever heard."
"Who ARE you anymore?"
"Can I get a refill?"
"Well you don’t see that everyday."
SEND ME A SENTENCE FOR MY MUSE'S REACTION.
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notafossil:
I was just kidding around.
Where are you headed?
❝ Nearest library. Can't be too obvious these days.❞
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