*Sees a tag on AO3 that says ‘Bucky Barnes is a slut’*

Ah yes. Fucky Barnes

I was on many benadryl when I made this, so enjoy

Steve: Can we get a dog

Bucky: No your allergic

Steve: Yeah well I could just not breath near it

Bucky: and we cant afford it

The dog in the bathroom: Bark

bucky has two girls and a flying car in front of him yet he decides to look at steve like the most important thing in the world

Peter Parker, part of gen z, understanding how bad this country is: god I hate America

Steve Rodgers, literally “Captain America”: god me too

Tony: Name one thing you wanna try in the bedroom

Steve: Seeing you get a full 8 hours of sleep

Bucky: I just ended a four year relationship.

Natasha: Oh, I’m so sorry. Are you okay?

Bucky: Hm? Oh yeah, I’m fine. It wasn’t my relationship

Steve and Tony: *fighting from across the room*

Me after seeing how they dealt with Steve and Bucky’s relationship in Endgame

Who the hell is Steve?

No, give me that. You have the little one.

Tony: Gay marriage was legalized right before you woke up actually

Bruce: Yeah your not allowed to hate gay people really, I mean people still do but you shouldn’t

Steve: *calling Peggy*

Steve: YOU WONT BELIVE THIS

Peggy: I know

Steve: ARE YOU GAY MARRIED? I WANT TO BE GAY MARRIED?!

I love Chris Evans memes

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Two dudes standing in the battle field 10 feet apart and a girl in between because they are not gay

A concept i’ve been thinking about since infinity war- Thanos using the reality stone to reverse the effects of the super soldier serum, causing Steve to revert back to his smaller, sickly self. It seemed to me like a good visual way to really shock an audience and bring an end to Steve’s character arc (a calling back to the themes of the first avenger and the idea that Steve was Captain America long before the serum, and allude to the Avengers 2012 quote “everything special about you came out of a bottle.” If Steve survives endgame this de-seruming may be taken as an opportunity to lead a more normal life, as was touched on in Age of Ultron, and allow the new generation of Avengers to take the lead.) Anyway, i had fun with this idea, hope you enjoy it.

SECRET WEDDING <3

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