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captaindreamstealer · 6 years
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A Friendly Reminder
- Deadpool is insecure - Deadpool has chronic pain - Deadpool is submissive in bed - Deadpool is pansexual - Deadpool lifts up his mask so Hawkeye can read his lips - Deadpool is a blonde - Deadpool’s initials are WWW - Deadpool had an abusive father - Deadpool’s mother died from cancer - Deadpool fell in love with a teenager - Deadpool left her because he didn’t want to hurt her - Deadpool had a daughter - Deadpool didn’t believe she was his because she was too beautiful - Deadpool had to be dragged away from his daughter’s dead body by Cap and Wolverine - Deadpool carries Hello Kitty band aids - Deadpool is good with kids - Deadpool can’t be killed by Ghost Rider because he doesn’t think he’s done anything wrong - Deadpool hates himself - Deadpool used to curl up in a ball and mumble about his skin hurting - Deadpool is married to the queen of the undead - Deadpool reads his own comics
Conclusion: Wade Winston Wilson is a beautiful man who must be protected.
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captaindreamstealer · 7 years
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captaindreamstealer · 7 years
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YUP
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captaindreamstealer · 7 years
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THIS HAPPENED TO ME! XD
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captaindreamstealer · 7 years
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captaindreamstealer · 7 years
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I love how people in my school are like
"Oh here comes the nerd don't talk about sex around her she's so innocent and quiet!"
And I have to stop myself from laughing maniacally because I've probably read more gay porn than they have read books in their lives
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captaindreamstealer · 7 years
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Mayjun Nice. Sounds pretty weird XD
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captaindreamstealer · 7 years
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Reblog if you are insecure about anything below:
-weight
-appearance
-intelligence (or lack of) 
-skills (or lack of) 
-weird hobbies
-friends (or lack of) 
-body
-personality
-family
Who ever reblogs this will get a message in their inbox.
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captaindreamstealer · 7 years
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Yup O-O
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captaindreamstealer · 7 years
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In a relationship...
Looks for a best friend: Leo, Taurus and Cancer
Looks for an opposite: Libra, Sagittarius and Pisces
Looks for a twin: Aries, Capricorn and Virgo
Looks for a mystery: Gemini, Scorpio and Aquarius
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captaindreamstealer · 7 years
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Hell yeah! I’m Gemini and Cancer since i’m on the cusp. Born June 21 :3
Always messes up the conversation by saying something stupid when they talk to someone pretty Squad
GEMINI, Cancer, Capricorn, Sagittarius, Pisces
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captaindreamstealer · 7 years
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Mhm. :3
You know that guy who always gives great advice? Ask them if they are ok for once. They are usually the most damaged, hence their understanding and compassion of other people's problems.
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captaindreamstealer · 7 years
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School Problems
I’m trying my hardest to not fan girl in the middle of class while watching Aphmau. XD
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captaindreamstealer · 7 years
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This is adorable! Been single since January 3, 2016   I am suffering :D
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