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Dracula Ate The Middleton, Lads
Clicky, 30+, she/her, British, sapphic, autistic, fandom regular. PollyPocalypse on Ao3. I don’t care what the author said. Non-freaks dni.
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#absolutely not#never have been#I think I managed to avoid being the parentified older sister just because I was so blatantly bad at it
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like i know we already know this but they’re best friends. yes they’re in love and wildly attracted to each other and are probably having weird sex (affectionate) right now but before all of that existed and after all of that is gone they are and always will be best friends who just want to talk and play together
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"Fucked his brains out" okay yeah maybe he needed at least some of those?
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So I’m on a trip with my robotics team and there’s only two “girls” (me, an enby, and a cis girl), so we get our own beds in our own room, but the guys are rooming four to a room, but there’s only two beds in each room. Which means that two guys are sleeping on the floor every night.
I’m not joking. They were literally arguing over who’s sleeping on the floor tonight (apparently they plan on rotating).
And I asked them “why don’t you just share a bed?” And they all gave me the same answer:
“No, that’s weird! That’d be gay!”
And I just looked at them and I decided to break the bad news to them
“If lying next to another guy makes you wanna suck dick, you already wanted to suck dick.”
I’ve never seen so many Straight Guys™️ enraged by a single sentence before
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why small kittens are always either the most pathetic or the most evil creature you've ever seen
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did you date in high school?
#nope#dorky autistic queer kid in a small town#who’s also attracted to like 5 people in the whole world#it wasn’t happening lol
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i love six o clock because the clock looks so stupid. "|" like get real
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Congratulations! You are now a Magic-User!!
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So we all know that Tumblr is US-centric. But to what degree? (and can we skew the results of this poll by posting it at a time where they should be asleep?)
Reblog to increase sample size!
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Congratulations! You are now a Magic-User!!
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Congratulations! You are now a Magic-User!!
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Learn about why autism acceptance matters here: https://rootedinrights.org/autistic-people-are-taking-back-autism-awareness-its-about-acceptance/
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