tiktok tts lady voice: We are trapped in the belly of this horrible machine, and the machine is bleeding to death! 😃
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sorry i cant hang out i forgot how to mimic human like behaviour
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this fucking girl on bumble sent me like three shy anime girl images and said like “uhmm… hi you seem really cool 😖😖 i’m so nervous” and it fr pissed me off so bad i deleted the app
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wikipedia Tell me about this man's personal life
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one of the great texts of the modern era
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i find it kind of peak. i find it kind of mid. the dreams in which i’m so back are the dreams in which im cringe
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The thing about standing ovations is that they are like after care for actors: it’s ok that you dressed up and played pretend for two hours! Everyone liked it! No one thought it was weird!
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