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captain-sprunchz · 8 years
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real life has over 3.5 billion female characters, which is pretty fucking feminist in my opinion. incredible representation
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captain-sprunchz · 9 years
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i’m for my girls into cat sweaters and flower crowns and i’m for my girls who do drugs and want stick and poke tattoos and i’m for my girls who excel in academic settings and i’m for my girls who want to quit school and travel and i’m for my girls who want to date and i’m for my girls who want to have wild sex lives and i’m for my girls who want to wait till marriage or not have sex at all and i’m here for every single girl in between and every single girl who is none of these things or all of these things. i’m just here for my girls bruh
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captain-sprunchz · 9 years
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captain-sprunchz · 9 years
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WARNING! Spotify is running an ad for the MTV movie Unfriended and if you’re listening to your music and doing something other than staring at spotify, which I would assume most people do, you will be scared shitless when it plays because it’s silence for a second and then a high-pitched scream. I’ve never made a post like this but PLEASE signal boost this because I know it could be a huge issue for people and I just want to warn everybody so they aren’t scared half to death like I was.
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captain-sprunchz · 9 years
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“I don’t see myself as beautiful, because I can see a lot of flaws. People have really odd opinions. They tell me I’m skinny, as if that’s supposed to make me happy.”
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captain-sprunchz · 9 years
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It is okay to want your own happiness. It’s okay to care about yourself the most. You are not obligated to sit there and smile and swallow every bit of shit everyone heaps on you. You are more than furniture, you’re more than window dressing, you’re not their shiny toy. You’re human, and you have the right to say “That was shitty of you”. You have a right to protest your own mistreatment and set boundaries for respectful interactions. The rest of the world doesn’t realize you have this right, and they will act offended and appalled when you exercise it, but it is yours.
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This piece is about prude-shaming and compulsory sexuality. It’s sort of a companion to this other piece, which is about slut-shaming and how wanting to have lots of casual, unconventional sex doesn’t make you a bad person. Follow SexEdPlus or check out SexEdPlus.Com for more stuff like this!
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ep 22 
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captain-sprunchz · 9 years
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good morning everyone i hope something good happens to you today
like maybe you find $20 on the ground or your crush asks you out or something
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captain-sprunchz · 9 years
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Shout out to girls who don’t mind being called dude and man casually
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captain-sprunchz · 9 years
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“You can’t pay $60,000 a year? Sorry, you can’t go to college.”
“You dropped out of school to earn money and now you’re at a dead-end job? Why didn’t you just go to college?”
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captain-sprunchz · 9 years
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When I was twenty, and very stupid, I was utterly in love with my economics professor. It is one of the most unsexy subjects, but the way this man talked about numbers was obscene. It helped that he was fucking gorgeous, too. There was a boy in econ who always sat next to me and found excuses to talk. He’d share his notes if I daydreamed during class—and I did a lot of daydreaming about that professor. This boy was persistent, so I made a deal with him. If he could ask the professor a question which he answered incorrectly, I’d agree to one date.The boy thought about it for a while, and then he asked, ‘Will she go out with me tonight?’, pointing at me. And the professor said, very decisively, ‘No.’ So the boy, thinking himself clever, asked me where I’d like to have dinner, and I said I’d tell him later. After class, I asked the professor why he’d answered ‘no’ with such certainty. Do you know what he said? He said, ‘Because you’re having dinner with me.’ And that was the night I started dating my econ Professor, and my now boyfriend of 5 years.
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captain-sprunchz · 9 years
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Lawd save my soul, I have been gone too long
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captain-sprunchz · 9 years
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you can reclaim a slur when:
it applies to you
you cannot reclaim a slur when:
it applies to your “best friend”
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captain-sprunchz · 9 years
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if you knew me in 7th grade I’m sorry
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