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captain-buttslut · 4 years
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So.... my Virgo attention to detail ass noticed this immediately...
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captain-buttslut · 6 years
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July 4th is not Alfred’s birthday.
America in general gained independence on July 4th, so as the United States of America, yes that is the day it was born as a stand alone country. Alfred, though, existed before the forming of the United States. The British colonizing of the Americas (when Arthur found and was chosen by Alfred over Francis) started in 1607 in Jamestown, Virginia. And that is just around the time Alfred was discovered. So his exact birthday, the day he was formed as a personification of the Americas, is unknown.
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captain-buttslut · 6 years
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captain-buttslut · 6 years
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Russian exorcisms be like
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captain-buttslut · 6 years
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Me when I rode my first 13" dick
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captain-buttslut · 6 years
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JUDGEMENT DAY
If we lose Net Neutrality in the next 24 hours, blame congress. Call your lawmakers now:
202-759-7766
If we lose it guys we’re not just getting charged for using the internet but were also losing these websites
-Google
-Wikipedia
-Twitter
-Uber
-Snapchat
-Spotify
-YouTube
-Facebook
-Netflix
-Gmail
-Soundcloud
-Instagram
-ALL online games and networks
-ALL online shopping services
-ALL online classes
-ALL the porn
Just 24 hours until the choice is made. Do your part if you already haven’t. Call the FCC and tell them you don’t want to pay for social media
-CALL: 202-418-1000
Or text RESIST to 50409 and get walked through the process of making your voice heard to your senator. They represent you and always will
But in the mean time Tumblr, BREAK THE INTERNET. Reblog these pics, post your own thoughts/blogs, spread the word, Join the Fight!
Don’t lie down and wait for results, make the results happen, we’re the people, we’re stronger than we know. Now let’s out and show it
@shyvaporwave @chicagoxjapan @sangapmarii @cubedcoconut @cutestlesbian-pearl @baited-in @nacrepearl @whateverman97 @mr-universe99 @coolerdeath @shesavampirequeen
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captain-buttslut · 6 years
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captain-buttslut · 6 years
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This is the thing I made a speedpaint of, even if it is not completed HERE
Danny Fenton (supernatural being and half time hero) meets local paranormal investigators Dipper and Mabel Pines and is immediately worried for the safety of these two kids!! They are normal non powered humans that go against things that crawl in the night!! Who lets them go around doing this kind of stuff without supervision?? Is this how Jazz felt when he started going out as Phatom?? Because it sucks!!
Dipper in that first pic is seriously considering exorcising this man, half living human or not. 
Danny is just the annoying mom friend that is totally not feeling super old when he goes around trying to protect these kids from themselves.
Mabel is just chill about everything, I mean she knows how to deal with this kind of stuff, and if not she can always try to punch them in the face! 
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captain-buttslut · 6 years
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Somethings elude even Katakuri…
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captain-buttslut · 6 years
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♡ follow for more roosterteeth aesthetic ♡
Jon Risinger//On The Spot Moodboard
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captain-buttslut · 7 years
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There he go
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captain-buttslut · 7 years
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captain-buttslut · 7 years
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When Grandpa decides to teach the youth of today a lesson…
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captain-buttslut · 7 years
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captain-buttslut · 7 years
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captain-buttslut · 7 years
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When your pad’s on crooked but you don’t realize it until after you leave a public bathroom
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