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I know this post is god knows how many years old but I found this while looking for something I'd posted and- 🥺 I'm so sorry I never saw this, I lost access to the blog you tagged and 😭😭😭 A LITTLE LAte bUT THANK YOU TOODLE THIS MADE MY DAY RIGHT NOW ANON LOOKS AMAZING IN YOUR STYLE!!!!!💖💖💖😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
@chef-bot-anon I love chef bot so I drew them in my style! They’re just so fun looking I just couldn’t resist!
#LOVE THIS AND GOD I know this is prolly well over 2 years but thank you tumblr for randomly showing me this akfjsjd))#!!*#toodlebog#VERY BELATED thank you!!!!!!
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AMERICAN GODS SENTENCE STARTERS
episode four - git gone
❝ d’ya mind ? ❞
❝ best drinks have self defining names. you order a manhattan, god knows what you’re gonna get, but you order a gin and tonic, a jack and coke, it’s not just a name. it’s a command. ❞
❝ how long you’ve been working here for ? ❞
❝ ooh, that’s bad luck. ❞
❝ don’t do it. ❞
❝ i was waiting for you. ❞
❝ why’d you help me ? ❞
❝ you’re really not very good at this; i saw you coming a mile off. ❞
❝ are you trying to recruit me ? ❞
❝ you could be a world class thief. ❞
❝ you look like you could get anything you want just by asking for it. ❞
❝ what d’ya say, huh ? ❞
❝ hang on a minute. i’m sorry. ❞
❝ i owe you one. i feel beholden. ❞
❝ let me buy you a drink. ❞
❝ let’s go somewhere. ❞
❝ so you are a thief. ❞
❝ the weak spot, see ––– all you need is one. and it’s usually people’s attention. ❞
❝ show me. ❞
❝ oh, god. ten years, and [ … ] has NEVER looked at me like that. ❞
❝ there’s a lesson in there somewhere. ❞
❝ my grandma always had cats. she said that they could see ghosts when we can’t, and warn you of thieves. ❞
❝ do you ever worry about what will happen if you keep stealing ? ❞
❝ do you believe in the afterlife ? ❞
❝ all i know is there’s more than i know. ❞
❝ yeah, i think that might sound wiser than it is. ❞
❝ when you die, you rot. it’s a fixed system. physics doesn’t take sundays off. ❞
❝ my parents believed in everything. father, son, holy ghost, spirit filled and full of the light of god. they taught me all of it, chapter and verse. ❞
❝ i went to bed every night in a world full of magic where anything was possible. ❞
❝ it’s like everything that made the world anything more than what it is is just –– stories. like snake oil. but worse, because snakes are real. ❞
❝ i wanted to get that magic back so bad, but one day i just accepted the fact that i couldn’t, because life is just not that interesting. ❞
❝ don’t look at me like that. ❞
❝ the fun is just getting started. ❞
❝ i could teach you to fight. ❞
❝ hey, you want coffee ? ❞
❝ are we pregnant ? ❞
❝ what i’m about to say may sound irrational to you, but i have all sorts of rational reasons for saying it, and doing it. ❞
❝ say it, and we’ll talk about whether or not you should do it. ❞
❝ are we … discussing this, or are you telling ? ❞
❝ there’s some wiggle room. ❞
❝ are you unhappy ? because i’m happy, okay, you make me happy. ❞
❝ yes, i see that you’re happy. from this side of it. the wrong side of it. and i think maybe i resent not being happy. not resent you, just … resent. ❞
❝ do you still love me ? ❞
❝ we are like a history book. we’re established fact. we don’t change. ❞
❝ i represent FAILURE to you ? ❞
❝ i can take it. if you’re on the other side. i can make it if you can. can you wait for me ? ❞
❝ just glad that i could be here to help you, you know ? ❞
❝ hey, don’t stay here alone tonight. ❞
❝ why did you say that ? ❞
❝ come on, [ … ] , say what you mean. ❞
❝ last night was a one time thing. you were there. and thank you, but we’re not doing this. we did this. and now it’s done. ❞
❝ you don’t love him. not the way he loves you. ❞
❝ is that all this was ? just fun ? ❞
❝ are you saying no ? ❞
❝ i lived my life, good and bad. definitely not light as a feather. ❞
❝ in life, you believed in nothing, so you will go to nothing. you will be done. ❞
❝ there is nowhere else for you to be. ❞
❝ tears have fallen for you. ❞
❝ do i get a say in this ? ❞
❝ death is not a debate. ❞
❝ how many do you think have come before you, all with promises and threads and offers of gold, glory, love ? who are you to misguide me from my duty ? ❞
❝ you are but a man, not even one i should remember. ❞
❝ i’m gonna come in now. i’m gonna come in now, okay ? ❞
❝ is this a haunting ? are you haunting me ? ❞
❝ does [ … ] know ? ❞
❝ i’m a vulgar woman. anger and grief have just really made me vulgar. ❞
❝ god, you know, i should thank you. it’s so much easier grieving someone when you’re glad they’re dead. ❞
❝ oh, fuck your feelings. ❞
❝ everybody has feelings, everybody cares about what they feel. i don’t care about what you feel. i care about what you think. what do you think about what you did ? ❞
❝ what was your big lie, [ … ] ? ❞
❝ i love [ … ] … loved [ … ]. love [ … ]. i love [ … ]. (s)he’s the light of my life. ❞
❝ you, i remember. ❞
❝ there is nothing i can do to lighten your heavy heart. ❞
❝ your heavy heart sank you like a stone, right back where you last left off. ❞
❝ was it love ? ❞
❝ love will always have you at a disadvantage. ❞
❝ many is the man who would take any version of his lost love rather than leave his love lost. ❞
❝ (s)he/they will say thank you to whichever god has sent you back to him/her/them. ❞
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Send my muse something yours has always wanted to tell them, but don’t say who it’s from!
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Send me symbol for my muse’s opinion:
☠ : Opinion on death
➶ : Opinion on killing
☮: Opinion on peace
☯: Do they believe in karma?
✤ : Do they believe in luck?
✟ : Religious beliefs
♂ : Sexuality
☿: Opinion on gender
❤: Opinion on love
❥ :Opinion on love from the first sight
♞: Favorite animal(s)
☕: Favorite food(s)
♛ : Opinion on outer beauty
☀ : Favorite season(s)
☽ : Favorite time of day
☂ : Favorite weather
◎ : Opinion on lying
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random sentence starters: the third
change around as you see fit!
“ i want to be like you. “
“ that is … literally illegal. you’re describing something illegal. “
“ what’s the plan here ? “
“ please just … come home. “
“ all i’m saying is that jurassic park could happen ! “
“ jeez , who pissed in your cornflakes this morning ? “
“ i’m a simple person. i see a cool rock , i pick it up. “
“ you’re so cute and i literally can not handle it right now , so i have to go— “
“ hey , uh , what do you got there ? “
“ we’re not friends. “
“ so , do you come here often or … ? “
“ slow down , i just want to get to know you … “
“ i’m angry at you ! i’m upset ! and you … you don’t even care ! “
“ will you promise to marry me in the future ? “
“ what are your thoughts on having kids ? “
“ oh , come on ! they were literally holding hands and becoming self aware of their own mortality ! it was a sad moment— stop laughing at me ! toy story 3 didn’t have to do us like that ! “
“ you’re my best friend. i’ll always have your back. “
“ … do you want to do something stupid with me ? “
“ you don’t have to be jealous , you know~ “
“ sing me a song. “
“ did you do this ? “
“ for once can you please be honest with me ? “
“ lets run away together. anywhere. i’m tired of this life. “
“ are you binge watching that show on netflix again ? “
“ how much britney spears i’ve listened to in the last 72 hours is none of your business ! “
“ god … i can’t look away , it’s like my eyes are drawn to it. “
“ why are you leaving ? “
“ admit it … i drive you wild. “
“ you’re so infuriating. “
“ i hate this town. “
“ i’m one call away , okay ? just one call. “
“ you want me so bad , don’t you ? “
“ i’ll just live in the forest as a goblin. “
“ you don’t know what i’m capable of. “
“ you want a tattoo of what now ? “
“ i can’t believe i’m confessing this but … i really really like you. “
“ look me in the eye when you’re breaking my heart ! you don’t get to look away , dammit ! “
“ i can’t believe we’ve just sat here for four hours and have done nothing. “
“ hey , hey , hey … guess what ? “
“ you are my platonic soulmate. “
“ someone thought we were a couple so like , we totally just hit best friend goals. “
“ the bigger the boobs , the stronger they are. that’s anime logic , at least. “
“ i can’t believe i fell in love … like an idiot. “
“ i’ve never fallen in love before … what’s it like ? “
“ hello ? 911 ? i’d like to report a murder of my remaining brain cells …. “
“ wow , look who remembered my existence. “
“ you want to hear a story ? oh uh … well … uh … l — let me tell you all about how this boy’s life got flipped turned upside down— “
“ … not many people really talk to me … “
“ tell me all about you. anything. everything. “
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"Oh how lovely! Any preferred meals, favorite ingredients or something perhaps your Conjunx hasn't managed to have in a while?" Anon curiously prodded, trying to figure out what Lon wanted to make.
🤔 - … asking questions about a topic my muse cares about + Lon
“Hey um- You’re that chefbot, right? I um... Need help learning to ah... well, to cook...”
"It's Anon, but you were pretty close! And oh? Any occasion, or just personal interest?"
Anon perked up a bit more at the prospect of introducing someone to the wonders of cooking. Now that he'd gladly do a million times.
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🤔 - … asking questions about a topic my muse cares about + Lon
“Hey um- You’re that chefbot, right? I um... Need help learning to ah... well, to cook...”
"It's Anon, but you were pretty close! And oh? Any occasion, or just personal interest?"
Anon perked up a bit more at the prospect of introducing someone to the wonders of cooking. Now that he'd gladly do a million times.
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Anon's holoform stopped in whatever task he was doing, looking over to Gala concerned.
"You okay sweetheart?"
😤 for whoever you want :3
Gala wasn’t good with expressing her anger so all she could do is scream.
“RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!”
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Times of Captivity
Send a symbol, or (where applicable) send the symbol and add ‘reverse’ for the situation to be the other way around, for our muses to interact!
And feel free to add details about the situation or the means of the captivity where appropriate!
Or send ‘I have you now!’ for me to randomize and pick a situation for us!
▥ - Our muses are in captivity together
🔒 - Your muse locks up my muse (in chains, a cell, etc.)
🧎♂️ - Your muse is brought to mine after having been caught
👎 - Your muse questions my muse before deciding over their fate
🤐 - Your muse silences my muse
🕸 - Your muse got caught in my muse’s trap
🕳 - Your muse got caught in a trap and asks my muse for help
! - Our muses are stuck in a trap together
🦸♂️ - Your muse saves mine from a situation of captivity
⛓- Your muse chains my muse to something
⚙ - Your muse attaches a device/technology to my muse (or puts them into the device)
🕹 - Your muse can control what happens to where my muse is kept
🛸 - Our muses wake up to find they are in a cell in a spaceship
Don’t forget to specify the muse, if either side has more than one muse!
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Time for a Talk
Send a symbol, or (where applicable) send the symbol and add ‘reverse’ for the situation to be the other way around, for our muses to interact!
And feel free to add details about the topic, or a specific happening or the likes, where appropriate!
Or send ‘We need to talk.’ for me to randomize and pick a situation for us!
Send…
🥰 - … for my muse to talk about their feelings for yours
😤 - … for my muse to vent about something
😳 - … for my muse to open up about something
🤥 - … for my muse to have to admit to a lie they told
🤫 - … for my muse to tell yours a secret they know
🤓 - … for our muses to talk about a topic my muse knows a lot about
🤭 - … for my muse to tell yours something funny or a joke
👨👩👧👧 - … for your muse to ask about my muse’s family
👨🏫 - … for my muse to talk about their dream job/occupation
👩🦽 - … for our muses to discuss some sort of handicap one of our muses (or someone they know) has
🧘♂️ - … for your muse to tell mine they need to calm down
🚵🏾♀️ - … for our muses to discuss plans for a vacation
🎁 - … for our muses to talk about a gift they are planning to buy/make
🎞 - … for my muse to talk about a movie/show they watched
🖼 - … for our muses to discuss a piece of art
👗 - … for my muse to judge your muse’s attire/outfit
🔮 - … to have my muse make speculations for your muse’s future
📢 - … for our muses to shout at each other in an argument
👉 - … for my muse to explain a scar (or something else that doesn’t look like it always was that way) to yours
🍕 - … for our muses to talk about what food they like the most
🪐- … for my muse to say what they think about space/aliens/etc
☁ - … to ask my muse about the weather
🕘 - … to have my muse tell the time
Don’t forget to specify the muse, if either side has more than one muse!
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Little Gestures
Send a symbol, or (where applicable) send the symbol and add ‘reverse’ for the situation to be the other way around, for our muses to interact!
And feel free to add details about what the muse does, or the situation, where appropriate!
Or send ‘For you.’ for me to randomize and pick a situation for us!
Send a symbol for my muse to react to yours…
🥰 - … voicing that they like/love my muse.
😎 - … joining my muse in something they consider ‘cool’ but most others aren’t interested in
🤔 - … asking questions about a topic my muse cares about
😴 - … bringing my half-asleep muse to bed (or another comfortable sleeping place)
😤 - … patiently listening to a vent of my muse
🤒 - … insisting to take care of my sick muse
🕷 - … taking care of the insect that my muse found in their house/room/bed/etc.
👨🔧 - … helping my muse to fix or build something
🛌 - … offering to do any task my muse asks for while my muse is bedridden
🤝 - … taking my muse’s hand into theirs
🎉 - … partying with my muse when they are down
🎭 - … putting on a show for my muse to cheer them up
🎳 - … inviting them to go out together for an activity
🕹 - … offering to play the game with them that my muse likes the most
🧸 - … gifting them a plush/toy
📞 - … calling them only to hear how their day is going (/how they are)
💰 - … gifting my muse money without reason or occasion
✒ - … having written them a letter
🍷 - … paying for the drinks of my muse
🍬 - … bringing my muse their favourite sweets
🚗 - … dropping everything to come and get my muse from somewhere
🧽 - … helping my muse clean (a place, themselves when they can’t, etc.)
🌑 - … staying up all night with my muse because my muse can’t sleep
☔ - … running out into bad weather only to get my muse out of it
Don’t forget to specify the muse, if either side has more than one muse!
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((If anyone would like a starter with chef anon, feel free to like this message and I’ll write something up ^^))
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Anon's out, sweeping away leaves that have now covered his driveway and street. He's whistling a few notes in between his sweeping, gathering everything into a pile and hoisting it into his bin of greens. He'd use that later for fertilization.
Looking at it outer walls, he notices how dirty they'd gotten over the years. Well, he's got time today.
So that's what he set out to do. Getting sponges, hardwire and soft, buckets and a rod to get to the tallest parts without hurting himself, he set everything next to the entrance, where he'd started. Alongside his tools he also set up a small boombox. Switching it on, he waits for the music to start, before getting his cleaner in his servos and starting to wash his wall. The first few minutes he simply worked away in concentration, but he quite quickly began to feel like he wanted to sing along.
"I have climbed the highest mountains,
I have run through the fields."
"Only to be with you"
"Only to be with you."
He bends down to rinse out his sponge before continuing back, with a far away gaze as he continues.
"I have run I have crawled,I have scaled these city walls.
These city walls."
"Only to be with you."
"But I still haven't found
What I'm looking for.
But I still haven't found
What I'm looking for.."
#(chef bot anon)#(ic status)#(open starter)#(i still haven't found what i'm looking for song by u2)#(a little sentimental anon :3)#chef bot anon
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Send "📱" to find out what your muse's contact name is in my muse's phone!
Bonus: Send "📱+🎶" for the contact name and their ringtone or "📱📲" for the contact name as well as what a fake conversation between the two could look like using this link!
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Manhandling symbol starters
Send one for your muse to…
★ - drag my muse by the arm
⁂ - grab my muse by the front of their shirt, possibly shoving them back
✱ - take my muse by the hips to carefully move them out of their way
➜ - smack my muse upside the head
⌧ - grip my muse by the back of the neck
© - put a hand on my muse’s back to steer them somewhere
✂ - point sternly at a chair and tell my muse to sit down
✉ - push my muse back down when they try to get out of bed (perhaps involving illness, injury, or sleep deprivation)
☛ - press a finger to my muse’s lips to shut them up
♚ - put a hand on my muse’s knee while sitting next to them, to discourage them from standing up
♧ - slap my muse’s hand away from something they shouldn’t touch
♦ - grab my muse’s hair and yank
♤ - slam a door shut before my muse can leave the room
♞ - physically pick my muse up and carry them
♭ - grip my muse’s jaw to make them look yours in the eye
♨ - rub my muse down with a sponge/wet cloth
☀ - pin my muse with their arms behind their back
☠ - slam my muse into a wall
☾ - wrestle/pin my muse to the ground
Add as much or as little context as you’d like!
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