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I love baseball
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canadianfruitpunch · 20 minutes
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I appreciate the sound effects they added in.
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canadianfruitpunch · 1 hour
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this does not apply if you wear exclusively leggings. Those things tear all the time you need like a million on standby
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canadianfruitpunch · 1 hour
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Please stop making me mad @ Avs
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canadianfruitpunch · 13 hours
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which one of my god forsaken mutuals is an avs fan i dont remember who you are but i will send you pictures from the game tonight
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canadianfruitpunch · 14 hours
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all these marriage r/relationship_advice posts involve people my age. how are you even finding time for marriage. i'm at the gocey store
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canadianfruitpunch · 14 hours
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Having even slightly popular mutuals is so cool. The king has bestowed upon me a like. Perhaps even a reblog
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canadianfruitpunch · 14 hours
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do you want to see the best trail cam photo ever
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canadianfruitpunch · 14 hours
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We need to have a nomination for “Stupidest thing Tumblr.com has ever believed” and just move into an official Top 10 List.
For my nominations, I’m putting up:
If you eat a chocolate bar a very specific way, you will break physics and get infinite chocolate.
or
It is impossible that you spelled “Berenstain Bears” wrong and is, instead, more likely that the universe fractured into separate, overlapping realities in the last 20 years.
I can’t decide which is more beautiful. It’s why we need a vote.
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canadianfruitpunch · 14 hours
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You don’t say.
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canadianfruitpunch · 14 hours
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crabs are literally being forcefemmed by barnacles every day and no one ever talks about it
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canadianfruitpunch · 15 hours
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Can you imagine suing Boeing and coming home to find Boeing's faulty plane parts washed up in your backyard?
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He’s so cool
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Weeping with unrestrained joy at the aquarium because I saw a fish
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Out of curiosity and also guilt over my own coffee intake. I wanna ask:
Now I'm not talking about when you're studying and so you drink 3x the usual amount or something like that. This isn't me asking what your record is. I'm talking about the most basic, average day, how many coffees you drink?
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