I finally get why my dad used to sound like that waking up and getting in the shower. me too man me too
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if you like penis coladas.. and getting shot in the brain!
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im hoping the joy of having money to spend again will beat out the dread of starting a new job but it feels like they're gonna team up to kill me instead
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sunsets after 7pm now !!!!!!!!!!! we made it guys !!!!!!!!!!!!
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They Rolls up into a Ball…
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the patron saint of worms that died on concrete
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I think the hot new trends for this summer should be reading comprehension and critical thinking skills
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wish i could call in bitchy to work
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hey. personality quiz right here right now. What did you do at recess. :)
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unstoppable force (desire to write) vs immovable object (tired)
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why is there a sudden increase in complaining abt people in fandom creating things that arent canon. get an imagination, are you new here or what, Thats The Whole point of this
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I love dark chocolate and dark roast coffee. I would probably also enjoy eating coal.
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i quit my job today
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