โธป scott swears he feels his already holly jolly heart grow three sizes when a touch of christmas magic can light up someone's day ; he's made it a point to journey down from the hustle & bustle of his hive of a workshop every so often to check in on the state of the world in person rather by scrying a snowball sprinkled with magic . โ what's not to like ? mother nature 'n father time got a lot t'say , but somethin' about finally puttin' a face to a . . . uh . . . โ a name ? not quite . โ it's just nice to meet ya' , puts everything into fruition . comet might just be in it for the candy in your pockets . โ comet glances up , caught red - hoofed , ears perked , then rolls large brown eyes . scott on the other hand , is a fan of their wordplay & belts out an affirming โ hey - o ! โ mitten strokes his beard in thought . โ comet's got an attitude on him sometimes , but he's a dependable member of the sleigh team . they've been on the job long enough to be pros -- even take the babies under their wing for flyin' lessons ! er . . . antlers . โ
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โธป โ i think comet likes yaโ , pal . โ scott โ ho ho hoโs โ to himself observing his favorite reindeer companion nibble on the otherโs scarf.
Continuous gli- gli-ย glitched giggles leave them grinning as they let Comet gnaw at their comfort scarf,ย their knees on the surface and shaky hands playing with his antlers.ย ย โ ย I - I - IIIII like me as well!ย ย โย ย they gently pat themself on the head as to emphasize before they do the same to Comet.ย โย ย JUST as much as I like Co- I like Comet tooooo!โฆ Oh my gosh, you - you are - you are so cuโ!ย ย ย โย ย The sudden lick on the face from him elicits a delighted squeak, then a louder giggle.ย ย โย ย What is it like to take care of the rein- of the reindeers, Scott!? There is noooo way they can be naughty when Comet is soโฆ en- en- enDEARing!ย ย โย ย A rush of pride runs through them at the pun as they give Scott a smugly smirk then.
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โThat was the speech?โ
๐ก๐ฉ๐ ๐๐ข๐๐๐๐ก ๐๐ฉ๐๐๐ ๐ก๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ .
โธป scott turns from thousand of elves to his head elf , quirking gray brows with hands on girthy hips . โ uhh , yeah , bernard , that was the speech . โ he then tosses them up in a shrug . โ itโs ten days โtill christmas , the elves know itโs go time ! hey , if you get any more high strung iโm gonna be forced to give yaโ a vacation ! โ he cackles & gives bernard a slap on the shoulder , shoots finger guns his way .
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โWhat a terrible pun. Where - where do - where do you get those jokes?โ
๐ก๐ฉ๐ ๐๐ข๐๐๐๐ก ๐๐ฉ๐๐๐ ๐ก๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ .
โธป heโs unbothered by lack of laughter he gets , rather used to it by now when he cracks a joke ; if not that , then a chorus of groans or a roll of the eyes . โ eh , it comes with fatherhood . โ
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The Muppet Christmas Carolย {Sentence Starters}
โThat was the speech?โ
โCome on, Iโll catch you.โ
โWhy are you whispering?โ
โItโs for dramatic emphasis.โ
โIs it too early for breakfast?โ
โYou can fit through those bars?โ
โGod save my little, broken body!โ
โWhy do you doubt your senses?โ
โNah, itโs all rightโฆ This is culture!โ
โThank you for not shouting at me.โ
โWhy do you delight in torturing me?โ
โItโs good to be doing anything again.โ
โThereโs distance in your eyes tonight.โ
โHaunted? Iโve already had enough of that.โ
โTomorrow, you become a man of business!โ
โI will bid you welcome, what is mine is yours.โ
โI know what I must ask. I fear to, but I mustโฆโ
โHey, Iโm being stolen! Hey, help me! Help me!โ
โUm, are you sure itโs safe for us to be up here?โ
โHe ainโt hurt. Didnโt even lose his concentration.โ
โAnd therefore, you can leave this house at once.โ
โI wish you well, but I must leave you, now, alone.โ
โYour future is a horror story written by your crime.โ
โCanโt I meet them all at once and get it over with?โ
โMother always taught me: Never eat singing food.โ
โI donโt think Iโve ever met anybody like you before.โ
โAfter all, thereโs only one more sleep โtil Christmas.โ
โWhat a terrible pun. Where do you get those jokes?โ
โIf he became a flavor, you can bet he would be sour.โ
โThereโs magic in the air this evening, magic in the air.โ
โThese events can be changed! A life can be made right.โ
โOh, this is too scaryโฆ I donโt think I wanna see any more!โ
โWe specialized in causing pain, spreading fear and doubt.โ
โI fell down the chimney and landed on a flaming hot goose!โ
โLife is made up of meetings and partings. That is the way of it.โ
โThe world is at her best, you know, when people love and care.โ
โSo, have your fun. When life is done, a nightmare waits for you.โ
โThere are two things in this life I hate: heights, and jumping from them.โ
โBoy, thatโs scary stuff! Should we be worried about the kids in the audience?โ
โBut, thereโs nothing in nature that freezes your heart like years of being alone.โ
โThat one thing you must remember, or nothing that follows will seem wondrous.โ
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