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calsbunny · 4 years

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if you're reading this; I love you. ♡

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calsbunny · 4 years

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Hey c’mere I have a secret for you

When you see those affirmations and manifestations on your dashboard you should read them out loud to yourself because it helps them work and makes you feel good and smile :)

#i hate saying them outloud bc the ghosts in my house will think i'm weird #but i mean #do it #// affirmations

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calsbunny · 4 years

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happy to see luke is learning to cook and use the kitchen during quarantine! proud of the baby 😌🥰

#i thought of this when i saw the picture and just started dyING #so enjoy😌😌#5sos #5sos memes #Luke hemmings #Luke hemmings meme

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calsbunny · 4 years

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Ashton Irwin in blue

#listen #i was just calmly enjoying scrolling through tumblr #checkin and seein if there'sanything #and i just get brutally murdered #his smile???#his arms???#the jumpsuit????#the black hair????#im dead #gone #this is bunny from the grave #goodbye #// ashton irwin #// 5sos

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calsbunny · 4 years

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#he baby #i wanna bake him cooks and just play with his hair #i love him #i protect him #// luke hemmings #// 5sos

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calsbunny · 4 years

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Ashton: [looks at Luke] "One taught me love."

Ashton: [looks at Calum] "One taught me patience."

Ashton: [looks at Michael, being egged on by Luke and Calum into eating a tide pod] "One taught me that kids are so fuckiNG STUPID MICHAEL GORDON CLIFFORD PUT THAT THING DOWN RIGHT NOW OR SO HELP ME GOD-"

#STOP I CANT BREATHE #THIS IS FUCKING HILAROUS AND SO DAMN TRUE #IM SOBBING LMFAO #// ashton irwin #// 5sos #// calum hood #// michael clifford #// luke hemmings

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calsbunny · 4 years

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please support lesbians, speak up against lesbophobia —which literally gets us killed — and actually respect us. it’s so easy to say you’re with lesbians and even reblog this post but in reality you do nothing to give us visibility or let us raise our voices.

#support lesbians!!!#respect lesbians!!!#*pulling out bat* anyone who is disrespectful or rude or lesbophobic will have their kneecaps broken and toes stolen #// wlw things

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calsbunny · 4 years

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This was the first thing I thought of when I saw that picture and I cannot unsee it now.

#this is what the painting should've been #ngl i want to actually draw this??#hmm #// 5sos #// luke hemmings

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calsbunny · 4 years

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#IM #SOBBING #// duke hood #// petunia hemmings

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calsbunny · 4 years

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i love when the woman in my bluetooth earbuds says connected... yes we are girl <3

#okay but does anyone else's bluetooth girl sound like a demon #Mine sounds so demonic #Like ma'am pls i just wanna watch someone teach me the 51 ways to overthrow the government #// hilarous

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calsbunny · 4 years

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Fight So Dirty // Ashton Irwin

Cass and I are already having such a blast with this month’s Hoe Hours! This time we came up with a concept and thought it’d be fun if we each wrote a story with how our fav guy would act in that situation. Watch for Cass’ Calum story to go up over on @cal-puddies tomorrow! (And then come back over to my blog on Sunday for a new story co-written by the both of us! Different premise but one I’m confident will be appreciated 😌)

Warnings: An argument with Boyfriend!Ash (gasp), an incendiary dildo, sexting, depictions of both male and female masturbation

Word Count: 3615

Masterlist // Taglist // Ko-Fi

Let me know what you think!

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You had the idea when you were in the shower that morning and it seemed so perfect, you had to laugh; by the time your lunch break ended and you still hadn’t heard from Ashton, you had decided to go through with it.

He was out of town for a weekend writing session and the night before he left, he came over to your place for dinner and a proper goodbye. The last time he’d gone away, he’d hidden small gifts and short notes around the house for you and judging by the suspicious way he was slinking around while you cooked, he was planning on doing it again.

While you cleaned up the kitchen, he’d snuck into your bedroom, planning on leaving a cheeky note in your underwear drawer but instead he came stomping back into the room moments later with his jaw clenched and his eyes narrowed.

Keep reading

#AAAAAAAAA #okay ngl this was hot and funny at the same time #and i still winded up dead in the end #beautiful #10/10 #amazing

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calsbunny · 4 years

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Giving homeless people MONEY instead of FOOD can save their lives this winter, shelters cost money, being able to sit in McDonald’s and nurse a coke for a couple hours to warm up costs money, often accessing public toilets (whether it’s to use them, wash up or just to be out of the wind) costs money.

Just give homeless people cash, just do it, no excuses, no whining about “enabling their drug habits”, if you have money to spare, give it and possibly save someone from literally freezing to death.

#this is important!!!!!!!#// important

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calsbunny · 4 years

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BLACK PUNKS AND QUEER PUNKS AND TRANS PUNKS ARE JUST AS GOOD AS ALL THE OTHER PUNKS

#ALL PUNKS ARE HELLA SNAZZY #my bisexuality: we want a black punk gf now #// positivity

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calsbunny · 4 years

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i love this girl on tiktok who was like ‘no matter how times someone explains it to me i will never understand why we cant just print more money’

#i..well shE'S NOT WRONG #WE'RE IN CONTROL JUST CHANGE IT KAJDLW #// overthrow the government boi #// hilarous

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calsbunny · 4 years

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a cute girl told me she has lots of plants in her house and i told her, for some fucking reason "damn the oxygen at your place must be mad crisp" and somehow still got her number so. chase your dreams. nothing is impossible apparently

#i would 100% be the plant girl in this situation #and i would definitely give my number too #MAD CRISP IS BEAUTIFUL I WOULD BE SOBBING #// wlw things #// who is calsbunny? that is calsbunny

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calsbunny · 4 years

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Hey i love your tumbler

aw thank you sweets, that's so nice! 🥺 i haven't been active long so i'm surprised but thank you! 💖💕

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calsbunny · 4 years

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if you're not bi we don't give a shit about what you think bisexuality is and isn't. shut the fuck up fr

#hush up if you ain't bi 😌#@ my grandparents #// bisexuality!!!!! that's me!!!!!

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