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Hecate was ready to throw down for Melinoe from day one and she is so Real for that.
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new dnd character! 💕 they have an Appalachian accent and simp for the fey queen.
#my art#dnd#dnd art#dnd character#cleric#goblin#i do my best dolly parton impression for them#the party thinks they are evil
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it’s so sick that people keep criticizing queen cersei as if she’s not the first female ruler of westeros??? literally elevating bastards and women to her small council is super fucking progressive as is creating the precedent of dismissing unfit kingsguard??
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aren’t all of her children literally bastards born of incest
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oh so now you’re going to listen to stannis baratheon, known misogynist, kinslayer, fornicator, team green supporter, and homophobe, huh.
🦑pykedyke
okay guys i know there’s no “perfect candidate” but you have to vote in the kingsmoot anyways not voting is how someone like e****n g*****y wins and literally anyone is better than him. suck it up and row to the polls
🦈reaveherihardlyknowher
ohhhh not this “vote your crew no matter who” “blue lips man bad” bullshit again. fuck off idgaf which godless man sits the seastone chair i’m not voting for asha shes literally a neoliberal
🦷 lastoftheegiants
first i had to give up my rights and then i had to give up my gods just to not get killed by fucking wights but i literally cannot believe the nights watch made me give up my strap as part of the treasure ransom. shit was expensive it was IVORY. i hate southerners so much i hope the lord commander dies
🌪️kinslayerr
DO NOT COME TO THE RIVERLANDS
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why
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there’s riverlands here
🧜♂️theythemderly
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🌾maidencool
my cousin got eaten by rats in harrenhal
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dumb cunts wearing raven feather cloaks strutting around who think they’re better than you but they’re not better than you
🌟sevenstar
i saw a guy get killed and then just stand back up and start fighting again because his friend kissed him on the mouth down here once
🦌whitehart
giant feral pack of 60 wolves running around
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ok understandable have a nice day
🫧bastardwaters
i hate the fucking sparrows can we be normal for five minutes or can we just not have shit in the crownlands
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ITS LORD COMMANDOVER #RIPBOZO
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CORN! DEATH! CORN!
(CAW! I follow members of the Night's Watch to remind them of their oaths!)
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🍋floriansjonquil
Loras Tyrell x Queen of Love and Beauty!Reader Imagines
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girl this is notttttt the time he literally just fucking died at dragonstone?
💎oathkeeper
should’ve stanned jaime #LORASFELLOFF
💐flowerknight
one kill yourself jaime lannister is an honorless kingslaying turncloak two i heard loras tyrell was literally fine?
👊fleabottomtop
lord davos seaworth, the class traitor from the stannis baratheon administration, is a nasty little thottie and just died from making it clap in white harbor
🌅girlheir
this tower fucking sucks.
🌅girlheir
i’m just like rhaenyra targaryen for real
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people meat tastes good asf when you don’t have a wench in your ear saying it violates guest right
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🍒ladylance
need that targ girl in mereen to get those lizards over here and liberate this website by any means necessary cause what the fuck is going on
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one thing that's great about the song of ice and fire books is the way nobody ever knows what the fuck is going on. like somebody in a bar will be like "long live good king renly!" and somebody else will be like "oh he died. like a month ago. yeah lady catelyn stark stabbed him" and somebody else will be like "actually I heard he was stabbed by a shadow his brother fathered on a priestess" and a fourth person will be like "wait didn't renly literally just win the battle of king's landing last week" and then they're all like "well, whatever. long live good king whoever it is now. next round's on me"
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commission from my bestie @monstroso for their man Cassius. I love my goth gay dad.
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I think Odysseus is the guy everyone else makes talk to the cops when they show up to bust the party.
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Athena holding Achilles back in the agora, first chant
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Three butch friends of mine finishing the basement of my first house around 1996. They worked for beer, and not even anything fancy.
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some more brynns and her babies for the MILF appreciators and those who enjoy wholesomeness.
My newest dnd character is a mom who set out for adventure because her kids were all grown up and she felt like she needed a hobby.
#my art#dnd#dnd art#dnd character#fighter#i love my dnd children only slightly less than my flesh children ok#big reveal of my secret talent for drawing babies#Brynn
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My newest dnd character is a mom who set out for adventure because her kids were all grown up and she felt like she needed a hobby.
#my art#dnd#dnd art#fighter#dnd character#she is so fun to play#also she has a tragically dead husband and some trauma#but that cant hurt her if she runs fast enough
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Shar's Blessings to to Larian for making Bing Bong a canonical addition to my BG3 playthrough.
#my art#baldur's gate 3#bg3#shadowheart#bing bong#patch 5 is good yall#my wife was so tender...#and i got to hug all my friends!
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I unearthed some ancient artifacts in my files and decided to give Thalia Grace the redraw she deserves. Eat up, Percy Jackson kids.
#my art#percy jackson#thalia grace#pjo#pjo hoo toa#pjo thalia#i still love her#let her have a gf rick
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