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I have a cronic GMOD addicion | I post, re-blog, and talk about literally anything | reads too much fan-fic | amateur (shit) gmod scene builder
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scrambled eggs for brains, what of it?
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Why do I have to look to the moon?
Okay fine, I'll play Rain World.
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Why are the Helldivers 2 loading screens so good
This is a verr advanced tip. Not sure you rookies have the experience needed to really get this one.
I had no idea!
THOSE GIANT BONES CLEARLY CAME FROM A CREATURE THAT HATED FREEDOM AND THE UNIVERSE IS BETTER OFF WITHOUT IT, CADET
Really this is just solid advice for all of life's problems.
I AIN'T NO COWARD SARGE
The tenth turned out to be a goddamn COMMUNIST so we had him executed in the town square.
Heavy is the burden of Democracy Distribution.
'Nuff said!
Any man, woman, or child over 7 who panics will be shot so that the children under 6 will learn appropriate Super Earth-approved levels of courage.
Super Earth cares deeply for the mental well-being of ALL our citizens. Now back to the land of fire tornadoes filled with bugs the size of skyscrapers that spit metal and flesh eating acid.
Don't drink and dive, either.
I reported the ship's cook just this morning for not using enough cooking oil. He claimed it was because we were low on supply, but clearly he was an Automaton Sympathizer.
It can't be addictive if you don't live long enough to become an addict, right?
Would the Ministry of Truth lie to you? Of course not! Truth is literally in their name!
Gotta stay strong trooper. DEMOCRACY NEEDS YOU.
No permits needed for swallowing though.
Or as we vets in the service like to call it, "Colonial Diplomacy".
This tip written by Death Captain Steve "Three Fingers" Jameson.
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Helldivers 2: Backstories implied by Armor Sets
Note: These are just the sets that I've unlocked, reblog with your own, also I may have gotten the names wrong
CEREMONIAL
You are here to inspire your fellow helldivers not through empty words but through deeds and actions! It really helps that your armor doesn't let you die easily, which is great for morale. Not great for your survivors guilt however.
LIGHT GUNNER
You are a survivor (SEAF or civilian colonist) that the helldivers picked up during a mission. They gave you some body armor they had in reserves and now you are a conscript. You weren't allowed to wear a helldiver uniform without having gone through training first. Everyone gives you shit for that even though you survived terminids or automatons.
SUPER EARTH LEGIONNAIRE
You're a popsicle political dissident who got unthawed to earn a pardon by fighting enemies of Super Earth. Or you are a history nerd whom democracy officers watch closely. This armor set should really be worn if super earth itself is threatened, as old equipment (and people) is drawn from museum displays.
BONECUTTER
You are a frontier doctor who got caught up in the war. Honestly, not much has changed. Back when terminids were being farmed, you were patching up mauled farmers, now it's soldiers. And the bots use conventional weapons so their victims look the same as someone who had an accident or an "accident."
TRENCH ENGINEER
You used to use explosives to excavate irrigation canals, now you're using explosives to destroy enemies. You always take a moment to appreciate a lovely landscape. Then you start to fantasize about flattening the landscape and replacing it with suburbs.
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have you been enjoying absurd Helldivers 2 nonsense?
multiple players have independently called my compared my satirical scifi skirmish storytelling TTPRG 🎲 PLANET FIST to Helldivers—so much as to call it "exactly the tone of Helldivers." the new Faithless Edition of PLANET FIST will be releasing this year, and if you buy it now, you get the new edition for free!
in PLANET FIST, SHOOTOUTS ARE STORIES, and they're goofy and over the top. you're an undying, unsleeping soldier who can get blasted to bits and thrown right back onto the battlefield next round. if you're looking to see how it hits that Helldivers tone, just check out some of the FACTION TRAITS below!
what's PLANET FIST about? what does it play like? read the PRINCIPLES OF PLAY here!
what are people saying about PLANET FIST, besides that it's like Helldivers 2?
"PLANET FIST is a quick-to-learn and quick-to-play system for characters thrown into FPS-style deathmatches on a world that knows nothing but war. It's a game of high-emotion, low-consequence combat, for when you're wondering what the infinite Master Chiefs are thinking during Halo multiplayer. PLANET FIST is 'war never changes' said with the same inflection as 'it's all made up and the points don't matter.'"
- Caleb Zane Huett, designer of Triangle Agency
"An absolute blast—and then another, and then another, and then another, each leaving remains splattered on a wall. Gleeful, and tactical, and winkingly tongue-in-cheek; a masterful game from top to bottom."
- Jeff Stormer, host of the Party of One actual play podcast
or check out some table stories:
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do it
So tempted to write VotV fanfic to practice my writing skills. Could be fun.
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full auto pan fed shotgun
like a lewis gun or DP28 sitch but in 12ga? fuck yeah
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I need to (remembers to not make casual suicide jokes in order to encourage a more outwardly positive mindset and healthy conversational environment in my day to day life) kill myself
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‘can you explain this gap in your resume’ oh yeah that’s when i was sealed in the cursed cube
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as a little boy i could only dream.... now as a young woman i can finally start my new job as an anvil
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"kill them with kindness?" WRONG. go west past the farm arrays
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