massive outsiders and tmbs fan!!! minor (lol like miner in minecraft /j)alt acc strictly for tmbs-https://www.tumblr.com/cals-mysterious-societyproshippers, nsfw, zoophiles, anti-furries, zionists, ect please do NOT interact at all. do not even like my posts.
do yuo have twobit headcanons? asking for a frien d
hehe yes sirrr
two bit headcanons
-this man has never seen a stick of deodorant. EVER.
-he takes showers just not frequently
-and when he does it’s probably just him using 3 in 1 and then stepping out
-this guy would do BOTH types of drag race! car and rupaul
-he’d also probably wear his moms old dresses and go “look ma! im you!!”
-two bit and steve are the forgotten members of the gang so they hang out when the others dont
-he LOVED coloring with his sister when she was a toddler and listening to her talk about her day
-scratch that he loves his sister so much that whenever she would cry he would too
-he’s actually a little self conscious of his hair ! like he likes his sideburns but he hates the rest of his hair
-he has random different-colored splotches of skin on his skin? like just a little darker or a little lighter
-his eyes are realy prety :3333
-his love language is physical affection
-he would LOVE tyler the creator SO MUCH
-two bit and ponyboy are a little closer after the events of the book (canon version and the “everyone lives” version) and even tries to sit down and watch a movie with him :) (he didn’t make it past the title screen oof :,p)
-he still hates socs but now he doesn’t prank the ones that didn’t do anything to him/ to the gang
-him and marcia are going steady (so are marcia and randy, so they get into some fights)
-his breath smells like booze 24/7 even when he didn’t drink
-i don’t think he brushes his teeth too much
-he loves climbing trees
-he turns into a sappy little man whenever he sees a cute pet
do yuo have twobit headcanons? asking for a frien d
hehe yes sirrr
two bit headcanons
-this man has never seen a stick of deodorant. EVER.
-he takes showers just not frequently
-and when he does it’s probably just him using 3 in 1 and then stepping out
-this guy would do BOTH types of drag race! car and rupaul
-he’d also probably wear his moms old dresses and go “look ma! im you!!”
-two bit and steve are the forgotten members of the gang so they hang out when the others dont
-he LOVED coloring with his sister when she was a toddler and listening to her talk about her day
-scratch that he loves his sister so much that whenever she would cry he would too
-he’s actually a little self conscious of his hair ! like he likes his sideburns but he hates the rest of his hair
-he has random different-colored splotches of skin on his skin? like just a little darker or a little lighter
-his eyes are realy prety :3333
-his love language is physical affection
-he would LOVE tyler the creator SO MUCH
-two bit and ponyboy are a little closer after the events of the book (canon version and the “everyone lives” version) and even tries to sit down and watch a movie with him :) (he didn’t make it past the title screen oof :,p)
-he still hates socs but now he doesn’t prank the ones that didn’t do anything to him/ to the gang
-him and marcia are going steady (so are marcia and randy, so they get into some fights)
-his breath smells like booze 24/7 even when he didn’t drink
-i don’t think he brushes his teeth too much
-he loves climbing trees
-he turns into a sappy little man whenever he sees a cute pet
FIDEM MEAM OBLIGO VEXILLO CIVITATIUM AMERICAE FOEDERATARUM ET REI PUBLICAEE PRO QUA STAT UNI NATIONI DEO DUCENTE NON DIVIDENDAE CUM LIBERTATE IUSTITIAQUE
OMMMMMNIBUSSSSSSSSSSS!!!
(yes i say this all at random times irl and that's probably why i have no friends)
LMAOOOO
i was so confused for a minute because omnibus in english is (i think) another name for a bus ☠️
just wanna be a tiny baby, make pouty faces at my carer, tugging at their arm to get attention "hm, yes doll ?" they'd turn leaning down to pick me up. smiling as they watch me babble & "bababa !" pointing to what i want, "of course baby, I'll get you your bottle !" feeling them kiss my forehead softly. ♡