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No uproar about legacy admits or white women being the largest group of beneficiaries of Affirmative Action I see.
-Eon
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happy goblin week to those who celebrate 🌰🍄🫐
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This might be out of my lane as a cis person but I feel like androgyny as a concept is very white (and thin tbh) because nonbinary POC (especially if they're Black) are always gonna be forcibly gendered as (and like assumed to be) "man" or "woman" against their will no matter what because white people cannot conceive of, and refuse to even consider, the idea that POC could be trans and/or nonbinary
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collective writing game from our last non-fiction writing class
do not panic, this will eventually come to you with practice. take the bread carefully out of the bag and close it so it won’t get dry, put it on the plate and find a topping of your choice [this will have pictures to demonstrate]…
…but try not to get your fingers in the mustard. i know it is hard to make a sandwich in the dark but you are old enough to know this is necessary. ever since the giant moths took over it is no longer safe to have any sort of light at night, and the resistance does its best to enforce the curfew and protect us, but now you’re a woman and can help fight the darkest battle…
…that is precisely the reason why you need to learn “cooking”, since according to the hilarious US government sandwiches and cheeseburgers are the most balanced food…
…but don’t forget your table manners, sit up straight, no shaking elbows, no talking with food in your mouth. and turn that god damn TV off! it’s fancy sandwich dinner time. pleas enjoy!…
…if you do all of these things, i promise that one day, one day we shall overcome. the moths will disappear and it will rain bonbons and gold stars. we shall be a free people, and out grandchildren will prosper. it will be a good life, and the giant moths will be but a memory. until then, get back in the kitchen, because this sandwich tastes like trash and mama needs a snack.
[mine is the second paragraph]
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“this is the 90’s"
But in 2017 this shit is still the same.
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Found our feed at #Netto @runixv @bowiecoyote #petty
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#nativityscene #nacimiento #pesebre #kitsch with @bowiecoyote and @chorizochalle
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Scary coffin-like French elevators are scary #Paris #likeinhorrormovies
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There is a dead pigeon outside my office window, in Berlin, Germany. There is a dead pigeon outside the window of the office I share with a few more people at my entry level, student, menial, part-time job in Berlin, Germany.
There is a dead pigeon outside the window where I work. It has been there since Monday, today is Wednesday and the dead pigeon is still there.
There is a dead pigeon outside the window where I work, every time I turn left I can see it. Every time I see it I notice how it looks as if it gave up midflight and just plopped on the tar by the air-conditioning vents.
There is a dead pigeon outside the window where I work. It has been there for two days and no one has come for it. No one has picked it up, thrown it away, buried it, or anything.
There is a dead pigeon outside the window where I work, in Berlin, Germany. I have not seen any other pigeons around anymore and it makes me wonder if that pigeon is even from here.
There is a dead pigeon outside the window where I work, and just like –maybe the pigeon, I’m not from here. I wonder if I, as the pigeon, would have to lie there from Monday till Wednesday.
There is a dead pigeon outside the window where I work. It is raining now and the dead pigeon is wet.
There is a dead pigeon outside the window at work, in Berlin, Germany. I think the pigeon is not from here. I’m not from here. I think the pigeon gave up. I’m giving up. There is a dead pigeon outside my window at work.
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They see me slothin, they hatin #sloth #allthefilters #shameless #mascuchi
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