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So in my defense of my absence…
I might’ve been a wee bit busy
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I am- wtf am i
#y’all I partially#actually should this be behind a Tw???#I fucked up my knee#like an old bitch😭#partially dislocated it and it immediately snapped back and I am in PAIN#AND IT HAPPEBED BECAUSE I WAS BUILDING IKEA FURNITURE#which by the way no dresser should ever come in that many pieces holy shit#mobile posting of course#queue up more things tomorrow#I’m tired and in pain lmao imma lurk
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Well
#everyone who’s known this blog and me#for a longass time#can definitely testify to how many verses and things I keep adding for penny#latest trend being my decent into DBD#as well as league#BEFORE YOU COME FOR ME#THE SKINS ARE PRETTY AND IM A SUCKER DAMNIT#and of course Gins creation but shhh SHES just around 😅😂#last mobile post#it’s almost my weekend day sweet Jesus Hail Mary save my ass
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#YALL IM GETTIN#A MFIN MOTO TOMORROW#MAYBE#IM LITERALLY VIBRATING#out of coffee (ooc.)#mobile shindigs
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I’m awake when I shouldn’t be but I’m so excited for this dbd Halloween event 😅 it’s the first one I’m actually gonna be able to attend
It’s the lil things for me yall 🥴😂
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send “penny for your thoughts” for me to talk about...
… either a topic that is on my mind, or something specific by sending “penny for your thoughts on (topic)”. could be everything from tumblr to society, expectations, insecurities, ships, series and so on !
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&. 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩𝐬.
( an assortment of dialogue prompts that are a mix of fluff and angst for all your shipping needs. feel free to change how you seem fit. )
❛ you look happier. ❜
❛ they’re teaching me to kill, but who’s teaching me to love? ❜
❛ it’s hard to sit here and be close to you and not kiss you. ❜
❛ you left like i was never a reason to stay. ❜
❛ i never craved attention until i tasted yours. ❜
❛ if i kissed you, i don’t think i’d be able to stop. ❜
❛ you had my heart before i could say no. ❜
❛ but friends don’t look at each other like we do. ❜
❛ i like you. a lot. like a lot, a lot. ❜
❛ you’d look cuter holding my hand, but whatever. ❜
❛ they say you’re dangerous, but you’re my safe. ❜
❛ you are the peace i crave in this chaotic world. ❜
❛ i need you, you idiot. ❜
❛ i’d be yours, if you asked. ❜
❛ what’s meant to be will always find a way. ❜
❛ i never planned to have you on my mind this often. ❜
❛ you still live in the silences between my thoughts. ❜
❛ we’re not perfect, but we’re perfect for each other. ❜
❛ with a heart like that, you deserve the world. ❜
❛ i will look for you in every lifetime until we finally stay. ❜
❛ it’ll always be you. ❜
❛ i am yours. no refunds. ❜
❛ meet me in my dreams and stay for a while. ❜
❛ please don’t let me forget your voice. ❜
❛ i am in love with a moment we never had. ❜
❛ you steady me and stir me all at once. ❜
❛ i never want to stop making memories with you. ❜
❛ what i have with you, i don’t want with anyone else. ❜
❛ you smile a lot more since we’ve met. ❜
❛ do you think the universe fights for souls to be together? ❜
❛ i may not be your first, but i want to be your last. ❜
❛ i have passed by many eyes, but i only got lost in yours. ❜
❛ i’m pretty sure i didn’t meet you for nothing. ❜
❛ for you, i’ll risk it all. ❜
❛ i’m happiest when i’m with you. ❜
❛ i wonder what i look like in your eyes. ❜
❛ you’re important to me, you piece of shit. ❜
❛ and now you’re a stranger with all my secrets. ❜
❛ it terrifies me what i would do for you. ❜
❛ anywhere with you is everywhere i want to be. ❜
❛ my soul just wants to be closer to yours. ❜
❛ you’re still my person, even if i’m no longer yours. ❜
❛ you didn’t just break promises, you broke me. ❜
❛ some people search their whole lives for what i found in you. ❜
❛ you return like autumn and i fall every time. ❜
❛ i think about kissing you all the time. ❜
❛ maybe i’ll see you in another life if this one wasn’t enough. ❜
❛ the most beautiful part is, i wasn’t even looking when i found you. ❜
❛ your eyes hold everything my heart thirsts for. ❜
❛ you are enough. a thousand times enough. ❜
❛ a sky full of stars, and i’d still watch you. ❜
❛ i broke my rules for you. ❜
❛ you give me fireflies. ❜
❛ in your eyes, i found gravity. ❜
❛ you have no idea how much i like you. ❜
❛ my heart is so full of you i can hardly call it my own. ❜
❛ so do right people with wrong timing get a second chance? ❜
❛ i pushed everyone away because they weren’t you. ❜
❛ you were worth the wait. ❜
❛ c’mon, we’d look cute together. ❜
❛ if you take care of everyone, who takes care of you? ❜
❛ i think i might be in some kind of love with you. ❜
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First Impressions sentence starters
“You’re not… how I thought you’d be.”
“Is this what you’re really like, or was that an act?”
“I need to know this is for real. If you’re not genuine, tell me right now.”
“You’re… good at that.”
“I didn’t realize you were - maybe we should start again. I’m [name].”
“So this is what the (in)famous [Name] is like behind closed doors.”
“You have a lot of experience with this.”
“Do you know what people say about you?”
“You’re just like they said.”
“Why don’t you correct them? When people talk about you, and they’re wrong?”
“I thought they were exaggerating about you.”
“I’ve wanted to meet you for a long time.”
“Am I safe with you?”
“Do you mean that?”
“I’m just trying to figure out why you’re here.”
“What made you get into this/that line of work?”
“Look, you’re either going to help, or you aren’t. Which one is it going to be?”
“You … you chose me.”
“I… no, nothing. I just didn’t realize you were brave.”
“You’re going to get yourself killed/fired, you know.”
“Have you always been like that?”
“That was kind.”
“That was good of you.”
“That was stupid.”
“You didn’t have to do that. But you did.”
“You were there. You didn’t have to be.”
“I think .. I have you to thank, for this.”
“I wouldn’t be here without you.”
“I wouldn’t have been there if it weren’t for you.”
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CONVERSATIONAL SENTENCE STARTERS
❝ you wanna know how i know you’re a good friend— not just for me but in general? i always feel better after hanging out with you. ❞
❝ sometimes things aren’t alright and they’re not gonna be okay for a while. and that’s alright. as cliche as it sounds it’s okay to not be okay. give yourself time. ❞
❝ have you even taken the time to let yourself feel it? everything that’s been happening. eventually, you have to slow down and let it feel real. ❞
❝ i’m not really the advice type, but i am damn good at coming up with distractions to forget the bullshit for a while. ❞
❝ was this not what you expected? ❞
❝ i think the whole idea of ‘finding yourself’ is kind of bullshit. we are what we chose to be. we make ourselves. ❞
❝ did you come by for a reason or did you just want some company? ❞
❝ i’m going to tell you this, once, because i think you need to hear it. you deserve more. you should expect more from the world and put in the work to get what you deserve. ❞
❝ i brought some seeds for your garden. i thought about bringing a bouquet but— this way you can grow them and enjoy them longer. ❞
❝ please, stay for dinner? i enjoy your company. ❞
❝ come sit a little while with me. tell me how you’ve been? really. ❞
❝ you don’t know how glad i am to see you made it. here, let me get you a drink. ❞
❝ if you’d like to discuss it in private, we can step outside? ❞
❝ whatever it is you wish to tell me, it won’t leave this room. ❞
❝ well, i’ve been wanting to talk to you. but i don’t really know how to put it all in words. ❞
❝ how have you been sleeping? ❞
❝ don’t take this the wrong way, but you don’t quite look well. ❞
❝ don’t feel bad for not knowing— i was trying not to bother anyone. you didn’t know because i didn’t let you. ❞
❝ miscommunication is a shitty trope in sitcoms and it’s even shittier in real life, so let’s just take a moment to breathe. and let’s get on the same page. alright? ❞
❝ is this a time for me to listen or fix it? ❞
❝ i don’t really have anything to say, i just know that i don’t really want to be alone. ❞
❝ could you just…talk to me? it doesn’t have to be anything important. i just like listening to your voice. it calms me. ❞
❝ honestly, it was a long time ago. i don’t really remember the details. ❞
❝ i’m rather proud of you. i don’t say that often, so believe i mean it. ❞
❝ you seem content here. happy, even? ❞
❝ i’m not here to drudge up the past. i’m just hoping we could have a future. ❞
❝ i see you’re not getting much sleep either. should i make us both some tea, then? ❞
❝ are you sure you didn’t want to mention something to me? ❞
❝ are you sure you’re alright? ❞
❝ i’m a fan of your work, actually. ❞
❝ you have more of a reputation than you might think. ❞
❝ you haven’t heard of me? how refreshing. ❞
❝ go on, tell me what’s on your mind. ❞
❝ something is troubling you, yes? ❞
❝ with a smile like that, i can’t help but want to know your secret. what’s got you so cheery today? ❞
❝ come on, you’re clearly upset. and i’m not the asshole who pretends not to notice. ❞
❝ oh, i’m going to enjoy making my first impression with you. how am i doing so far? ❞
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𝓗𝓮𝓪𝓭𝓬𝓪𝓷𝓸𝓷𝓼 — send 💭 + a topic to receive a headcanon about said topic.
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𝐨𝐭𝐩 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐭𝐬 —
ꞮꞮꞮ. reassuring your lover:
(scenario prompts)
“ i’m rooting for you. ”
“ i’m here for you, always will be. ”
“ you’ll be okay. ”
“ i’ll protect you. ”
” i’ll keep you safe. ”
“ i came as soon as i heard — ”
“ everything is going to be all right. ”
“ trust me when i say that. ”
“ please don't worry. ”
“ we'll make it together, i promise. ”
“ we're a team. ”
“ i'm not ever leaving you. ”
“ i won't let any danger even touch us. ”
“ you’re going to be alright. ”
“ i'm not letting something as simple as that separate us. ”
“ are you okay? ”
“ i'm promising you all of eternity. ”
“ we’re inseparable. till the end. ”
“ we'll always have each other. ”
“ you'll be with me, right? ”
“ don’t worry darling, i’m right here. ”
“ i’ll be right here, by your side. ”
“ i believe in you. ”
“ you will win, i know it. ”
“ it doesn't matter if you win or lose, you'll still be the best player i know. ”
“ hush, don't think about that. ”
“ don't listen to them. ”
“ they're stupid. ”
“ don't let the garbage they spew get into your head. it's what they want. ”
“ i can't believe they said that! ”
“ you didn't deserve to hear that. ”
“ you matter. a lot. you matter so much to me. never think you don't. ”
“ don't doubt yourself, honey. ”
“ never say that about yourself. never. ”
“ you are worth it. you are more than worth it. ”
“ we're going to be forever. ”
“ you are worth everything and so much more. ”
“ i won't fail you. ” “ you never have. ”
“ i won't ever let you down. ”
“ we don't have to do this if you don't want to. ”
“ it's your choice. ”
“ you're not obligated to do this, you know. ”
“ you're really beautiful. ”
“ have i ever told you how perfect you are? ”
“ i’d accept you anyway you are. ”
“ you don't need to change any part of yourself for anyone. ”
“ i love you the way you are, okay? you don't need to change. ”
“ it's natural. it's part of you. of course i don't hate it. ”
“ i love you. every single thing about you. ”
“ you’re amazing. ”
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It’s mcfuckin late and outside looks like I’m going to be getting a visit from the harbinger of guilt and sins soon so I’m officially tapping out for zzz’s shit ton of stuff in the queue ask box is always open as well as dms for any and everyone old and new here - GOODNIGHT GAWDAYUM
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&. 𝐯𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬.
( a mix of angst, fluff, and plot focused dialogue prompts in the form of questions. feel free to change how you seem fit. )
❛ what are you listening to? ❜
❛ can’t sleep? ❜
❛ did it hurt? ❜
❛ are you sure this is a good idea? ❜
❛ do you mind if i sleep here tonight? ❜
❛ what are you doing out here by yourself? ❜
❛ are you wearing my shirt? ❜
❛ don’t you know what you mean to me? ❜
❛ will i see you again? ❜
❛ are you comfy? ❜
❛ do you promise? ❜
❛ are you trying to get us in trouble? ❜
❛ do you enjoy playing with people’s hearts? ❜
❛ don’t we deserve to be happy? ❜
❛ why can’t i come with you? ❜
❛ are you here to kill me? ❜
❛ you think i’m jealous? ❜
❛ do you want to share this? ❜
❛ is that blood? is it yours? ❜
❛ how do you know my name? ❜
❛ you’re an asshole, you know that? ❜
❛ like what you see? ❜
❛ was that your first kiss? ❜
❛ are you happy here with me? ❜
❛ sorry, did you want to be alone? ❜
❛ do you want my jacket? ❜
❛ how are you still alive? ❜
❛ you’re beautiful, you know that? ❜
❛ what are you so afraid of? ❜
❛ today isn’t your day, is it? ❜
❛ how does it feel to be in love? ❜
❛ you’ve been crying, what’s wrong? ❜
❛ do you remember when we first met? ❜
❛ isn’t this amazing? ❜
❛ did you miss me? ❜
❛ alright, who am i beating up? ❜
❛ that was a close call, wasn’t it? ❜
❛ am i worth so little to you? ❜
❛ how is it you’re never scared? ❜
❛ do you ever think about the future? ❜
❛ can you look at me? please? ❜
❛ you got me flowers? ❜
❛ well, how do i look? ❜
❛ what aren’t you telling me? ❜
❛ how about a kiss before i go? ❜
❛ you don’t know who i am, do you? ❜
❛ may i have this dance? ❜
❛ who’s going to stop us, huh? ❜
❛ wait, you’re leaving already? ❜
❛ it’s my fault, isn’t it? ❜
❛ have you ever lost someone? ❜
❛ do you think i’m a good person? ❜
❛ is it really you? ❜
❛ what if i hurt you? ❜
❛ if you won’t take care of yourself, then who will? ❜
❛ have you come to laugh at me? ❜
❛ will you still look at me like you do now? ❜
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&. 𝐬𝐨𝐟𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬.
( various fluffy dialogue prompts so soft, so sweet, just for you! )
❛ i just wanted to make sure you’re okay. ❜
❛ there it is, there’s that smile! ❜
❛ you got me flowers? ❜
❛ i’m not afraid of you. ❜
❛ aw, did you miss me? ❜
❛ you’re lucky that you’re cute. ❜
❛ wait, you think i’m cute? ❜
❛ you’re not alone. you never were. ❜
❛ i don’t think i’ve ever seen you smile. ❜
❛ good morning, sleeping beauty. ❜
❛ it’s better with you here. ❜
❛ don’t worry, i’m staying right here. ❜
❛ you’re welcome to stay, if you want. ❜
❛ don’t be a stranger, okay? ❜
❛ i haven’t laughed like this in a long time. ❜
❛ hold still. this might sting a little. ❜
❛ you can hold my hand, if you want. ❜
❛ i knew you would be here. ❜
❛ i just wanted to say thank you for protecting me. ❜
❛ before you do anything, try this and tell me what you think. ❜
❛ wow i really can’t speak, huh? must be because of how pretty you look. ❜
❛ we can order pizza, watch a movie, whatever you want. ❜
❛ what, am i not allowed to look at you? ❜
❛ i’m not giving up on you. ❜
❛ is that my shirt? ❜
❛ this is a good look for you. ❜
❛ pinky promise? ❜
❛ c’mere, you. ❜
❛ honey, i’m home! ❜
❛ you remembered? ❜
❛ you’re my family too. ❜
❛ let’s go somewhere, just you and me. ❜
❛ i’m here for you. don’t forget that. ❜
❛ you’re the only thing that matters. ❜
❛ was that your first kiss? ❜
❛ i was worried something happened to you. ❜
❛ your heart is beating so fast right now. ❜
❛ relationships are built on trust, and i trust you. ❜
❛ you always see the good in people. even me. ❜
❛ do you think the moon is jealous of how pretty you are? ❜
❛ nope, puppy dog eyes aren’t going to work this time! ❜
❛ thanks to you, i know what it means to love again. ❜
❛ how about a kiss before i go? ❜
❛ i’m just glad you’re okay. ❜
❛ here we are, home sweet home. ❜
❛ thanks for being here with me. ❜
❛ seeing you happy is all that matters. ❜
❛ keep it. it looks better on you. ❜
❛ i couldn’t stop missing you if i tried. ❜
❛ you feel like home to me. ❜
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STAYING THE NIGHT PROMPTS
❝ don’t be ridiculous, there’s enough room on this bed for both of us. ❞
❝ please stay. i don’t think i can be alone tonight. ❞
❝ i’m staying, okay? you don’t have to be alone tonight. ❞
❝ you shouldn’t be alone right now. i’ll take the couch, it’ll be fine. ❞
❝ will you sleep with me? i know how that sounds i just mean— i feel safe when you’re there. ❞
❝ i’ll be here the whole night okay? nothing will get to you while i’m here. ❞
❝ wait— have you been here all night? ❞
❝ i thought you went home after i went to bed. you didn’t have to do that— you could’ve at least joined me in bed that couch is shit for sleeping on. ❞
❝ can i stay with you tonight? i don’t wanna go home yet. ❞
❝ it’s late, you might as well just stay here. ❞
❝ can you just…stay here? and hold me. ❞
❝ i know this might sound weird but, do you wanna stay over? i guess ‘sleepover’ sounds kind of childish but. i think it’d be nice. ❞
❝ i’m not expecting anything, i just, thought it’d be nice to keep you company tonight. ❞
❝ i don’t have nightmares when you’re there. ❞
❝ i get you’re doing the whole protective thing— and i appreciate it. i do, but there’s no reason for you to stay awake all night. might as well come to bed. ❞
❝ thank you for staying. it just gets so lonely at night sometimes. ❞
❝ i don’t want you to be alone tonight and honestly, i don’t really wanna be alone either. ❞
❝ do you wanna stay with me tonight? ❞
❝ stay, please. ❞
❝ i’ll stay. ❞
❝ i’m staying. ❞
❝ i’m staying. end of discussion. you gotta learn to let people take care of you. ❞
❝ i’m not ready to say goodbye yet. ❞
❝ i don’t wanna have to say goodnight. ❞
❝ honestly i can’t sleep, so if you wanna stay up with me? ❞
❝ i don’t sleep a lot either these days. we can be insomniacs together. ❞
❝ well, i can think of some ways to wear you out. ❞
❝ if you can’t sleep, there are other things we could do. ❞
❝ i’d rather fuck than stare at the ceiling counting sheep to be honest. ❞
❝ it doesn’t have to mean anything, i just don’t wanna feel lonely tonight. and i want to feel good for once. ❞
❝ please don’t go— i need. i need someone— i need you. ❞
❝ the night doesn’t have to end here, you know. ❞
❝ i like it when you’re here. so stay. please? ❞
❝ you’re just as lonely as i am. might as well be lonely together. ❞
❝ you can stay but i’m not letting you sleep on that couch. ❞
❝ chivalry is overrated, get in my bed. ❞
❝ you’re clearly exhausted. you can go in the morning. ❞
❝ you don’t have to pretend to be fine, if you need me to stay i will. ❞
❝ when i said i wanted everyone to leave me alone i didn’t mean you. i can’t handle everyone else right now but you…you’re different. ❞
❝ you need someone right now. and i’m the one that’s here. let me be what you need. ❞
SCENARIOS
[ GUARDED ] sender insists on staying the night to keep watch over receiver who has been in some kind of danger.
[ GUARDING ] receiver insists on staying the night to keep watch over sender who has been in some kind of danger.
[ UNEXPECTED ] one muse stays the night to keep an eye on the other after something traumatic and they end up having comfort sex.
[ CONSOLE ] sender asks receiver to stay the night because they don’t want to be alone and they end up cuddling.
[ CONSOLED ] receiver asks sender to stay the night because they don’t want to be alone and they end up cuddling.
[ ACCIDENT ] sender winds up staying at receiver’s house all night because receiver fell asleep against them/in their lap and they didn’t have the heart to wake them.
[ UNPLANNED ] receiver winds up staying at sender’s house all night because sender fell asleep against them/in their lap and they didn’t have the heart to wake them.
[ STAY ] sender is carrying receiver to bed because they fell asleep somewhere else but when they start to walk away, receiver grabs their hand so sender joins them in bed.
[ STAYING ] receiver is carrying sender to bed because they fell asleep somewhere else but when they start to walk away, sender grabs their hand so receiver joins them in bed.
[ APPROACHED ] sender is staying with receiver for safety and asks if they can sleep in their bed with them.
[ APPROACH ] receiver is staying with sender for safety and asks if they can sleep in their bed with them.
[ SHARE ] sender is unexpectedly staying with receiver overnight, receiver insisted sender sleep on the bed while they take the floor but sender winds up insisting they join them in bed.
[ SHARED ] receiver is unexpectedly staying with sender overnight, sender insisted receiver sleep on the bed while they take the floor but receiver winds up insisting they join them in bed.
[ FOUND ] sender is staying with receiver who had them take the bed while receiver takes the couch. in the middle of the night, sender goes out to join receiver on the couch because they don’t want to sleep alone.
[ FIND ] receiver is staying with sender who had them take the bed while sender takes the couch. in the middle of the night, receiver goes out to join sender on the couch because they don’t want to sleep alone.
[ DISCOVERED ] receiver wakes up in the morning to find sender asleep on their couch because sender was watching over them.
[ HAVEN ] receiver wakes up in the morning to find sender asleep on their couch because sender felt safer with them.
[ WEARY ] sender cries themselves to sleep in receiver’s arms.
[ TIRED ] receiver cries themselves to sleep in sender’s arms.
[ PROPOSITION ] one or both muse(s) are having trouble sleeping so they have sex to pass the time.
[ PURPOSE ] one muse can’t sleep so the other initiates sex to wear them out.
[ TRAPPED ] one muse ends up staying the night with the other due to a storm.
[ KEEP ] sender fell asleep on receiver and when receiver tries to get up, sender whines so they stay put.
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𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐓 𝐌𝐘 𝐂𝐎𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊𝐄𝐑𝐒 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐈 𝐇𝐀𝐕𝐄 𝐒𝐀𝐈𝐃 𝐓𝐎 𝐌𝐘 𝐊𝐈𝐃𝐒 𝐀𝐓 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊
In my field we say some bonkers shit. That doesn’t even really begin to scratch the surface, so here is some of the stuff that we’ve said to our kids at work. I promise, all of these are said with love, we all love the kids very much, they are basically our kids. As always pronouns can be changed, and some of these may be kind of specific but I did try to make them more general/fit to different types of fandoms!
“just because [name] is a firefighter doesn’t mean we’re going to try and start a fire.”
“no you can’t put ranch on your ice cream… because it’s gross that’s why!”
“because it’s gross that’s why!”
“bullseye!”
“if we can wrestle, we can walk… you’re fine.”
“bingo!”
“if you throw up on me i will throw up on you. you know that.”
“hey, tiny tornado, park it on the couch!”
“listen little one, i will not stand for the yelling in my face, go sit down.”
“are you making dinner or are you gonna stare at pictures of dogs [insert other option] all day?”
“no you can’t use a knife, i’m not stupid!”
“keep it up and we’ll throw you in the river!”
“i feel like a single mom of three with an unruly teenager [turns to receiver] who won’t leave me alone…”
“you can’t just have chips for breakfast.”
“no we’re out of ranch.”
“stop drinking the hot sauce from the bottle you absolute menace!”
“tiny gremlin, come hither for a moment!”
“[name] that means you, you monster.”
“why are you dressed for all of the seasons all at once?”
“pretty soon we aren’t going to let you dress yourselves.”
“[name] if i step on one more lego, it’s all going in the garbage.”
“i’m not going to tell you again, either wash your hands properly or i’ll treat you like a six year old and we’ll do it together.”
“you wanna be treated like [name]? then let’s go because i’m tired of you just talking about it.”
“stop touching your eyes!”
“did you just eat a spoonful of mayonnaise?”
“okay out of the kitchen…”
“put the knife down you psycho!”
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“ Are you to being sure there isn’t anything I can to be helping you with in the kitchen? “
Penny smiled and beckoned the shadowy figure lurking at the corner of the archway into her cozy kitchen. Did she actually need too much help? No but that's okay - she knew how nice it was to feel like you were helping someone.
"Of course you can!" She didn't stop stirring the pot, making sure the short noodles in the oil weren't browning too much on either side. "If you wouldn't mind dicing up those onions I'd really appreciate it!" With the weather turning colder fideo would be the perfect cure for cold bodies and sniffling noses.
"I super appreciate the offer, it'll make making this go by a lot faster."
#Order Up! // { asks. } \#Dancing Shadows // { trapdoorbeast } \#Undetermined // { Walkin on Sunshine }#Thoughts for Later // {Queue } \
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