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Lark: Maybe they were just saving you for a class that actually deserves your awesomeness! Well damn, way to remind me that I'm only a second choice to you. But idk man if you wanna hang out with Chai so bad, you could ask if she's not too busy. Princesses have nannies and stuff don't they?

Cadence: You think? I'd love it if that's why but I also don't really care why, so long as I get my shot! SDFLKJ you're not a SECOND choice, you're an equal choice! I love you more than anyone but Chai being SUPER taken now just makes my heart decide to have feels for her because it likes to hurt me. I'm a little scared to? I love Beth but princesses are all so... rigid. What if Chai's changed?

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Lark: That’s so great, Dude!! A gig is a gig and children are like the future so you’re basically making yourself the future of music by djing for them, I think! I’d love to be your plus one!

Cadence: THANK YOU! I auditioned for them last year and didn't get it but I guess they kept me on the back burner because IT'S FINALLY MY TIME! Pfsltskfj you're the nicest, thanks! I can't think of anyone I'd rather go with. Well, except *maybe* Chai, but she's married now AND a literal mommy and not just the kind she's always been and a princess, so she's probably too busy, huh?

TEXT 🌈 CADETH

Beth: My name isn’t short for Bethany, Cadence! And blue. Why an I picking a color?

Cadence: I know, Elsbeth, don't worry! Imagine if I DIDN'T know your name by now, that'd be so crazy! I'm trying to come up with the perfect back-to-school outfit but I feel so bored by my wardrobe, so I'm going to the mall and buying the first BLUE thing I see!

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Cadence: Guess who got hired to DJ at the high school's homecoming ball?! I know it's not THAT great a get but a gig is a gig and I'm so excited for it! Do you want to be my plus one?

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Cadence: Bethannnyyyyy, choose a color!

Which royal couple do you admire the most? Why?

I don’t know, they’re all beautiful and rich and living a life I never could, why pick favorites? I’ll just say whoever @bethbellefeuille and whichever lucky guy she ends up marrying! I’m sure I’ll actually adore them, no matter what.

What's your weirdest sexual fantasy?

I’ve always wanted to spin a set at a party with someone going down on me under the table while I do it! 

What animal sidekick would you have based on your personality?

I feel like bats would be great DJs if they were humans, since their little screeches could in theory sound like scratches.

Do you have a "type" and if so, how would you describe it?

I don’t, really! I’ve liked all sorts of people -- tall, short, dark-haired, blonde, brown eyes, light eyes, authoritative, free spirited, you know? I just kind of end up falling for whoever I’m vibing with in the moment.

What would you say is your greatest talent?

Not to toot my own horn, but I like to think my DJing skills are untouchable. I’m also great at dancing, or at least, I have fun with it, and I’m also great at pattern-mixing and making clashing colors look cute on me.

What do you want for Christmas?

I think a little portable electric drum kit could be neat! That way I could dream up some sick beats on the go and who wouldn’t want that?

How are you the most like your parent(s)? The most different?

My mom’s also a little hard of hearing, but she’s maybe a little more emotional than I’d say I am.

How do you feel about the Isle?

I think it’s awful that anyone had to go through anything like that, but at least they’re all here now, right? 

Pronouns and orientation?

I like she or they! And I switch around from ‘bi’ to ‘queer’ to ‘pan’ to ‘flexible’.

What's the weirdest thing that's ever happened to you during sex?

Once, I let someone put my boob in their mouth and that was all fine and dandy until they started, like... sucking? Hard? It was like they were trying to drink from it and even after I told them that it didn’t feel like anything to me, good or bad, they kept going for like another hour and eventually stopped doing anything else except sucking. It was kind of weird, to say the least.

How did you lose your virginity?

I didn’t until I got to college, actually! I went to a fraternity party with the mission of getting some action and apparently, it’s not too hard to make that dream a reality, especially if you wear a low-cut tight dress like I did. I wasn’t a huge fan of the party itself though. The playlist really sucked.

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