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cactipresident · 11 months ago
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Hermits swearing masterpost since yall lose your minds every time a hermit says shit
Xisuma (x)
Mumbo (x) (x) (x)
Cleo (x) (x)
Jev (x)
Doc (x)
Grian (x)
Stress (x)
Iskall (x)
Ren (x)
Joe (x)
Python (dont make me find a timestamp)
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cactipresident · 11 months ago
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Recorded Thirteen’s voicemail thing that happens if you call 0800 678 3110 :] 
(Might only work in the uk tho)
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cactipresident · a year ago
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cactipresident · a year ago
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howdy!
edit: of course they said howdy back!
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cactipresident · a year ago
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My favourite fact about chess ever is how Garry Kasparov, a Russian grandmaster and former world chess champion, once said during an interview:
"Well, in the past, I have said that there is real chess and women’s chess. Some people don’t like to hear this, but chess does not fit women properly. It’s a fight, you know? A big fight. It’s not for women."
Only for Kasparov to get absolutely obliterated by Judit Polgar, a Hungarian woman, a few years later.
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cactipresident · a year ago
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cactipresident · a year ago
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if you lived through the era of 'nerd parody' songs you may be entitled to a veterans discount
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cactipresident · a year ago
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So I still plan to colour this and actually add the text but it’s so fucking funny to me without it so I’m uploading this version as it is.
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cactipresident · a year ago
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protective boyfriend™
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cactipresident · a year ago
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cactipresident · a year ago
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cactipresident · a year ago
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cactipresident · a year ago
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the idea of john cena sitting down to watch supernatural, getting to the gunnar lawless episode and being like “oh dean is bi for sure” and then getting to later seasons and saying “oh he’s bi and in love with his best friend” and then getting to 15x18 and feeling so strongly about it that he tweets about love confessions said too late and then follows a bunch of destiel accounts is so. so funny.
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cactipresident · a year ago
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cactipresident · a year ago
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i am not the same person i was one piece of media i consumed ago
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cactipresident · a year ago
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dannymay2021: day 9 - CANDLELIGHT
alright ok I can explain it went like this: candles -> phantom of the opera -> lol what if vlad was the opera ghost instead of a dracula
if vlad was into broadway instead of football this is what he’d have become
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cactipresident · a year ago
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Rescued baby seal’s first swim lesson
(via)
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