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cabingirlvariscite · 6 years

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some mystery kids

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Pokemon hybrids!

I’m pretty sure I did this wrong. Was I supposed to use egg groups or go for some cool unifying theme? Cuz I just kinda stuck some of my fav pokemanz together. Oh well!

[plz tag your favorite]

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cabingirlvariscite · 6 years

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erika watering the bellsprout

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cabingirlvariscite · 6 years

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A true angel of the deep

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To be honest I was just curious what kind of cap you'd use for Shoji :) Can I challenge you to find a half or full body version for him? I'd like to see tentacles!

Here you go @cabingirlvariscite ! As always, tell me if you would like any changes!

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cabingirlvariscite · 6 years

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Barbara

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cabingirlvariscite · 6 years

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MORE TODODEKU

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cabingirlvariscite · 6 years

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Writing your own world’s mythology sounds hard until you realize most mythologies are created on the “oh, haven’t you heard?” principle

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cabingirlvariscite · 6 years

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are they just advertising asthma

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cabingirlvariscite · 6 years

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thor never had a twink phase he came out of the womb shredded he was like one of those extremely buff renaissance babies

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cabingirlvariscite · 6 years

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liking abba is not your taste in music it’s a way of life and people who don’t like abba can’t reach the ideal world and that is what plato talked about

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cabingirlvariscite · 6 years

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Guy at work: So you've never been drunk?

Me: No.

Guy: So don't you ever get curious what it would be like to be drunk?

Me: Not really. It looks horrendous.

Guy: Not even a bit curious?

Me: ...No

Guy: Do you not wonder about any drugs? I'm not saying you have to try them but I can't believe you don't think about it. I probably wouldn't try heroin but I do wonder what it would be like. You never wondered about that?

Me: Really. Really no.

Guy: But it's supposed to be better than sex!

My Ace Ass: Okay you're really gonna wanna sit down for this one...

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cabingirlvariscite · 6 years

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Here you go, @cabingirlvariscite ! Tell me if you would like any changes!

(Also, a lot of the manga caps I use are from @heroacacaps , so credit to them!)

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cabingirlvariscite · 6 years

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I WILL SUCCEED

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In her essay Tik Tok the great philosopher Ke$ha declared that ‘the party don’t start till I walk in.’ which is clearly meant to convey that any recreational gathering is not truly a party until Ke$ha herself arrives.

But what if Ke$ha were to leave the party for some period of time only to then walk in again? This paradoxical scenario in which a party must simultaneously already exist and not exist yet is known as Ke$ha’s Quantum Party and has stumped theoretical physicists for decades.

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bracken: can’t kill the demon king

fairy queen: can’t kill the demon king

kendra: fuck it i’ll do it myself

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