i wanna know what everyone’s majors are mutuals i want to know i love you and i’m interested

The “oh I could definitely write this fanfic in under 5000 words and it really wouldn’t take me that long” voice in your head is actually the devil speaking

LET ME OUTTTTTT

solbe my riddles

I keep passingout as im walking y do I do this

LET ME OUTTTTTT

they should invent a not sleeping that doesn't make you feel like you're coming apart at the seams

I cannot encounter anyone for the next 24 hours FUCK MAN

pulling all nighter is like what if you wanted to got to sleep and wake up feeling better and college said no

Always love how much folklore especially creature folklore emphasizes that there is a way for you to win. These are the steps to ensure the dead don't rise: take them out through a hole in the wall and give them iron shoes. Vampires cannot abide sunlight. If you hear a dog howl on a churchyard path turn around and get home as fast as you can. Iron and salt and the colour red. None of this doomed idea, the world is incomprehensible but if you're a bit clever you'll survive it just fine, there's always ways out.

misotofu fact i am taking a playwriting class rn and i got so writers blocked i wrote a tubbo n tommy script and sent it in as is with their whole dsmp names and my professor the gem that he is gave me FOUR PARAGRAPHS of ctubbo and cclingy analysis based on my script 🙏🙏🙏🙏

WAIT I HAVE AN AWESOME HOUSE DESIGN

OP made this post unrebloggable but me and my bf made this meme in a fit of obsession and it had to be shared

“can anyone hear me” and “its so dark in here” and “who said that” have got to be some of my fav things to say on a post because it brings to mind being locked in a room or lost in a cave, probably because of what youve said. not being called out in desperation, but in much calmer yet still resigned-to-your-fate way. in the case of “who said that” you’re saying something out the side of your mouth or under your breath, sometimes just fully out loud, then feigning bewilderment to whip around and look behind you. Sometimes in this case you’re in a vast and empty wheat field with no audience anyway. In all cases you’re definitely some sort of madman or loon or otherwise totally bonkers. just a glimpse into how my Posting Interpretation is.

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ACADEMIC WEAPON* 🔥🤘💪💯

*got a 85 on an exam i thought i failed