Guinea Pigs Eating a Grass Field

Dog shows: Hold still. No, more still. Now move your leg. No not like that. Yes the stranger is touching you ignore it. Hold still. Hold STILL ok now walk.

Cat shows: Ooooh baby cute little fuzzy baby baby look at the nice feather toy! Get it! you are such a beautiful kitty can the nice judgy give you a kissy on your widdo head?

life aint so bad. you could have hazbin hotel mutuals

since i only ever send rick rolls to ppl i figured id just post one for all my followers for april fools day this year to save myself the effort

happy april fools y’all

I would drive 581 miles to see bussy, y'all just weak

this stupid little beaver bitch

kung fu panda 4 is on track to make half a billion worldwide and dreamworks is celebrating by laying off its entire animation staff to save money on future films by outsourcing and crunching the few left so their next movie is done earlier and it can be submitted to film festivals. what a rewarding industry

my partner doesn’t use pet names nearly as much as i do, which is very funny because i will crack my gay little knuckles and say some shit like “good morning my sun and moon, my loveliest boy, my baby my sweetheart my darling dearest” and he will reply “hello adrian”

"when they dig up your skelton they'll be able to tell you were born male!!1!" if they dig up my skelton they're gonna be too busy dodging energy blasts & strikes from my bone scimitar

Why do you say men are objects? That’s not true and hurtful

men are on sale at the grocery store for a few dollars

this was a historical moment in television

may i boop you Mr. J?

Yep, but gently please

there should be a gender that's "asexual except when theres a werewolf or big hairy man involved"

do you think that it is harmful to spread misinformation as an April Fool's joke?

self portrait

💥SHITTEN✨️

Thank you @xmajordumps for magically pulling an entire design out of your autistic ass when I was struggling on Hanan

Next year they'll make a button you can press to send people anthrax