maybe Dean is shorter, maybe he’s on the stairs, maybe he slipped who knows??
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i love the word ‘celestial’ because its like space and planets and stars but then its also like heaven and divinity. the two are one they are the same. i am divinely extraterrestrial i am a holy spirit of the stars
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Petition for Dean to meet a bisexual character who kisses a guy and a girl in the same episode and Dean will be all like “Wait I thought you were hetero” and they’ll be all, “Nah man, I swing both ways” and Dean will be like “Wait, that’s a thing?” and the person will be like, “Duh, I’m bisexual”
and then Dean’s face will be exactly this
bonus points if Charlie is in the same episode
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The real difference between Gryffindor and Slytherin
Gryffindor : Mate, I would die for you
Slytherin : I will kill for you, bro. Just give me the word, the bitch is dead
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You must be swift as a coursing river, with all the force of a great typhoon. With all the strength of a raging fire, mysterious as the dark side of the moon.
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Carlos likes to talk to Cecil about the constellations and the void.
Cecil likes to listen to Carlos talk.
The void screams silently.
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my imagination says yes, but my drawing skills say no
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I just can’t go through with it. Call the wedding off.
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ONLY 90’s KIDS WILL GET THIS :
a birth certificate with 1990-1999
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Halloween is over
Thanksgiving is over
Christmas is over
New years is over
now what
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