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Based on this

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Bloodwoven - Submitted by artisticallygay

#5F3D60 #593B4D #C085AA #EEC4C0 #B56A68 #7B1F1E

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button-phobia-is-real · 19 hours

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as any good writer will tell you, there are 7 basic types of story:

rags to riches

man vs man

man vs bee

voyage to meat world

coughing baby vs hydrogen bomb

amateur pornography

godzilla

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We’re Leaving YouTube

#i think its worth watching their update video too because it did resolve some issues people had with this #but overall....yeah the trust with their fan base is pretty much ruined at this point #i have read so many comments since this video released and the general consensus?#the videos are overproduced & they have way too many employees for what theyre doing (about 25)#they dont advertise their patreon enough and a large chunk of people didnt know it even existed #their streaming service offers basically nothing in comparison to other services of similar prices #+ they are supposedly bringing back a series that is just travelling around the world eating expensive food #++ at least one of their shows relies on audience submissions #watcher #in a time of such massive price gouging its a dick move

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they should invent a brain that doesn’t whisper bad things to you

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and this is why baseball is the best sport (see also: these baseball sidequests)

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you'll just be minding ur business and then suddenly the air smells like an august evening in 2005

#GOD yesterday at valborg i was suddenly 9 again for a few seconds #hit me like a freight train and passed by just as fast

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I've been thinking about him in a turtleneck and needed to draw this…

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I've received asks on the topic a few times so I think I'd like to address the subject as clearly as I can

Okay, so like. You're on vacation, right? And you decide you want to go swimming. And you could go to a pool, or a lake, or the ocean, or the river. Wherever you want. And you see on the map that there's this one place called The Alligator Hole.

So you go there, and there's a sign on the shore that says "WARNING: ALLIGATORS", right? And you decide to go in. And when you get there, there's alligators. So you get out!

But then you go back in, with a stick, and you start hitting the alligators.

Because you don't want alligators where you're swimming!

And the impulse is understandable, because lots of people don't like swimming with alligators. Alligators are scary. Being in the water with alligators can be very stressful and damaging for people who aren't prepared to deal with alligators.

But at the same time, you must understand- there will probably always *be* alligators. Hitting a few with a stick probably won't eradicate them from the planet. There are SO MANY alligators! All over the world! And the vast majority of them will never ever hurt any swimmers!

And at the end of the day, nobody pushed you into The Alligator Hole, right? You saw a place literally called The Alligator Hole and decided that you wanted to go in there, and then you made life miserable for all the alligators.

Sure, there are places you like to swim where alligators probably shouldn't be- like suddenly, in your bathtub, uninvited and unwelcome, in the middle of the night- but alligators have to go *somewhere*, you know?

So if there are going to be alligators, no matter what, and we don't want to be surprised by them, then isn't it nice that we have places like The Alligator Hole

#im too tired while autistic for this i just took it at face value and was horrified

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I wanted to draw marcille getting some hugs 🫂

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I think having a baby niece is great cause my brother will send me just a constant stream of messages that sound indistinguishable from how someone at Jurassic park would text if they were being hunted by the raptor