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“All these kids are living out their lives soundtracked to The 1975, and I think it’s because they get it…They get us.”
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“All these kids are living out their lives soundtracked to The 1975, and I think it’s because they get it…They get us.”
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rest in peace carrie fisher, princess of our hearts
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9/? times Harry Styles was confused by human race.
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Favourite characters of all time:
Stiles Stilinski
“You wanna play Catwoman, I’ll be your Batman.”
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Don’t choke on your aspirations…
Vader, making a dad joke, while choking Krennic (via reyloismyotpandiamtrash)
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Rogue one, but every time K2SO throws shade it gets faster
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my friends: how was rogue one?
me: the force is with me im one with the force the force is with me im one with the force the force is with me im one with the force the force is with me im one with the force the force is with me im one with the force the force is with me im one with the
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When you're in public and you faintly hear a One Direction song playing
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Drunk Husband Reacts to 1D: Kiss You
I couldn’t let Husband get drunk and only record his reaction to one video, could I?
“Oh my God it’s like a bad 1970’s James Bond movie.”
(whining) “Ohhhh my Gooooodddddddd this suuuuuuucks!”
“ughhhhhhhhh. UGHHHHHHH!!!” (he really hated this)
“Where the hell did he come from and why does it look like he has a perm? STOP SHAKING THE COUCH!” (I was bopping along)
“What the hell is this supposed to be? Is this a music video…about a music video? This is too meta I can’t handle it right now.”
“Did Harry just feel him up?? DID HARRY JUST FEEL ZAYN UP?? Where did the bodyguard come from and why is he in the sidecar??” (he thinks Liam is the bodyguard and not in the band)
“What the…are they in jail? Did someone call the shit music police?”
“I’m turning this down. I don’t want the neighbors to hear it. It’s embarrassing, they know I’m almost 30, they don’t need to know I’m watching this.”
“Wow they are the skinniest white dudes I’ve ever seen.” (for the record, Husband is also an extremely skinny white dude)
“Zayn looks like Cruella de Vil!”
“I guess they love seamen.” (he thought this was hilarious)
(extremely flustered at this point) “What is happening? Why are they in jail? Why are there three of each one of them? Why are they dancing? This is literally one of my worst nightmares.”
“Why did he do that?” (I explain the extra nipples) “You mean like a cow or something?”
(moaning like he is actually dying) “I can’t believe I just sat through that. It was HORRIBLE.”
Sorry, Hubs.
See my other Husband Reacts posts here
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