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just bc the "are you from the US or somewhere else?" polls got me thinking about it and i'm curious. reblog for sample sizeeeeeeee
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instead of identifying with a sexuality label which will inevitably always be a vague generalisation, i will release a continuously updated smash or pass list of every being on earth so you'll never be in doubt
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idgaf if you would still love me if i was a worm so don't even worry about that. but if i was a severed head would you carry me around with you.
#<-#i missed the joke#but i would carry your head around#no body dysmorphia if there's no body ig#we all win#and i can carry you on the plane inside my bagback#“sir what is this severed human head doing in-”#THAT'S JUST MY BOY JOHNNY YO J-DOG DAB ME U-#oh. nvm tehee
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why do I feel like redgrave is somewhere in britian??
like, i can’t think of any american four person household that looks like this
#real tho#the uk lowkey sucks but the houses are pretty#shit weather shit showers shit public bathroom shit gastronomy#but it looks like smth id make in the sims#/clenchs fist in mediterranean anguish/
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dante and vergil both transition after getting separated the first time so when they meet in dmc3 it’s an awkward spider-man pointing meme and they’re still identical EXCEPT for the glaring fact that dante’s tits are massive honkers
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they hate penis on this website. they hate when you show a boaner they hate when you show cock. the throbbing scares them
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4dante warm up doodle
#:0#oh my god#the guy™#and teefth#“haha warm up doodle”#and it's literally the most gorgeous thing i've seen in weeks (if not months)
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i don't know man, i just wish that we could [suddenly realising i'm coming dangerously close to expressing a real and earnest thought instead of filtering everything through several layers of intangible running bits] blow up the entire world. or something.
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Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you
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t shirt that says "I AM AN UNREPENTANT SEXUAL PERVERT" and the back says "ASK ME ABOUT MY SOCIALLY UNACCEPTABLE FETISHES" i exclusively wear it to target
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so when you said you wanted to lock me in your evil science chamber for days on end and experiment on me until i go crazy did you mean like.. sexually? haha sorry if im misreading just got a vibe LOL
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god you look at any fashionable fat person comments and it’s like so rancid.. people always talking about how they dont want to see our fat stomachs hanging out or rolls and its like. okay maybe for you and your shitty taste. me? when i see a fat person with their belly hanging out of a crop top i get on my knees and thank god for this gift
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everytime i make a post about being a loser boy every transmasc ever reblogs it. come on we cant all be the loser boyfriend to a cool hot guy some of you have to be confident
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Things that work in fiction but not real life
torture getting reliable information out of people
knocking someone out to harmlessly incapacitate them for like an hour
jumping into water from staggering heights and surviving the fall completely intact
calling the police to deescalate a situation
rafting your way off a desert island
correctly profiling total strangers based on vibes
effectively operating every computer by typing and nothing else
ripping an IV out of your arm without consequences
heterosexual cowboy
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