lectric-eye:
Step on a crack and one breaks their mother’s back, but for one kindergartner in Sweet Springs, MO, bring crack to show-and-tell and one sends their mother to jail.
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“Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell”, a law passed in 1993 preventing openly homosexual citizens from joining the military was repealed at 12:01 a.m. EDT on Tuesday, Sept 20.
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lectric-eye:
Medieval skeletons were uncovered in Ireland with large stones shoved into their mouths, leading archaeologists to believe it was a to prevent them from rising from the grave.
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Fell on a stick and pierced my thigh. On the upside, it looks like a check mark now. GRADE A PIECE OF MEAT UP IN THIS BITCH!
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i just want you to know that the term "buttercunt" came up in conversation today and i searched it and thank you for being you thats all
What a doll! Thank you very much, ma'am.
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lectric-eye:
You are tired,
(I think)
Of the always puzzle of living and doing;
And so am I.
Come with me, then,
And we’ll leave it far and far away—
(Only you and I, understand!)
You have played,
(I think)
And broke the toys you were fondest of,
And are a little tired now;
Tired of things that break,...
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lectric-eye:
It feels so good being so dirty.
More than 40,000 parasites and 250 types of bacteria are exchanged while making out.
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lectric-eye:
Fuck the first guy I had a crush on in Junior High…7 years later.
What Did I Do the Last Night in My Home State before the Move??
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lectric-eye:
Great lady, but definitely a zombie.
I Have Decided My Grandmother is a Zombie.
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lectric-eye:
Real Men Uses Fists.
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So, you should follow this.
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lectric-eye:
Down on Fifth Street is where our cruel homages were played and payed when referencing the tricks of their trade down in Arkansas; here the streets are cobblestone paved. One thing remains the same throughout such realms - no cognomen, or nickname, but moniker itself.
Back, back, back in the day...
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Aye, New Summer Blog.
You should follow it instead of this one.
http://lectric-eye.tumblr.com/
It should be far more entertaining than this one.
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I am abandoning the old one.
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