Keanu, when asked what sort of girls he likes. 1994.

aww yuri!!! oh they’re a little bit fucked up actually

when did this happen???

hi falin hiiii (titties out vr on twitter)

Falin's chimera design is so good I was mesmerized by her every time she showed up. Then I reached the part where Laios explain how absurd she is because she has a way too small mouth to feed such a huge body and I felt so guilty... I'm sorry miss Falin I was so engrossed by your glorious form that I didn't notice you were ill bred just like a little pug... Please forgive me..

woe, magical girl red robin be upon ye

i think it's so so so great that beating someone up can actually injure and scar you. like from a symbolic perspective. every act of violence leaves a mark on you, chipping away at you with each blow until you're nothing but hard muscle and sharp edges. the hurt you visit on others shapes you in its image.

that chimera ain't right

Jason: So all I have to do is wake up a half hour earlier than normal, conveniently position myself near his cabin, and that way he has to walk right by me each morning. Easy! :)

Leo, amused: Stop stalking Nico.

Jason, defensively: I’m not stalking!

Jason: I’m establishing friendship.

in her DMs being mad cordial

First you procrastinate on the task because it is not a big enough deal to get done urgently. Then you procrastinate on the task because it has become such a big deal that doing it is overwhelming. You would think that this implies a middle point where it is just big enough of a deal to get done easily, however the inherent perversity of the universe's causal geometry prevents this

my man is just along for the ride huh?

gouache falin