me when good omens season 2 was announced: this is such an evil grift. neil gaiman is my sworn enemy and im going to psychically destroy him. i need to forget this is happening
me when good omens season 3 is announced: yay 💖😇😈🌈
God says, "I will destroy Job's children," and Aziraphale says, "How did he wrong you?"
God says, "I will destroy Job's children," and Aziraphale says, "How will you make it right?"
God says, "I will destroy Job's children," and Aziraphale says, "Gosh, I don't doubt you know what you are doing and all, but maybe we could slow things down a little and talk about this? And it's essential to the divine plan? Are we sure?"
Crowley says, "I will destroy Job's children," and Aziraphale looks him in the eye and says, "No, you won't."
if there’s one thing season 2 showed us it’s that of course crowley’s love language is acts of service. crowley who comes from hell, a place designed to make existence as tedious and miserable as possible through cramped dirty offices and every inconvenience imaginable. and of course aziraphale’s love language is physical touch. aziraphale who comes from heaven, a place of infinite flat, impersonal office space, inhabited by angels so averse to any sort of contact (emotional or otherwise) that they struggle to touch material items and turn their noses up at food and drink. and of course aziraphale and crowley meet each other and think to themselves i’m not going to make you suffer with that, you deserve more, i’m going to give you what i wasn’t.
"crowley's suffered more than jesus" "aziraphale has unhealed trauma" MICHAEL SHEEN HAD TO KISS DAVID TENNANT AND PRETEND HE DIDN'T ENJOY IT IMMENSELY WHOS THE REAL VICTIM HERE
I love being part of the Good Omens fandom because it's the only fandom I'm in that hasn't simmered down yet. You people are 2014 levels of crazy. You're in Neil's inbox calling him "babygirl" and writing 16000-word theory essays that will absolutely come back to haunt you in a Youtube retrospecting some day. I love having to apologize to my mutuals for your behavior. It makes me feel young again.