how come other people are allowed to be evil but when i do it i get in trouble

you cannot always be the prettiest or most interesting girl in the room but you can always make everyone the most uncomfortable

Hm, maybe not my worst sausages of all time, but definitely my worst since coming here

Oh my bad I guess I’m the fucking idiot for expecting something billed as a learning experience to ever involve teaching

running a fool’s errand y’all need anything?

T.H. White, in his 1958 retelling of the Arthurian legend in Once and Future King

How to explain to a man that I am expected as a woman to have unlimited empathy for everybody’s emotions and problems and thus give them infinite passes on shitty behavior that directly impacts me and the second I deviate from this people act like it’s the end of the fucking world. Thus I am making a choice not to do that anymore even though it’s “not nice”. Sooo glad you can feel bad for the head butcher being caught between many different factions, but he’s never said anything about that to me, and in the meantime, partially because of this head butcher’s behavior, this program has felt like a colossal waste of my time so far.

I am begging the question here I know, but how are these people in their early twenties so fucking terrible at emotional regulation?

are u ever sick w longing. and i don't just mean romantic longing. i mean longing for a place you barely get to see, longing for friends you no longer have, longing for feelings you might have left behind in your childhood, longing for creativity, longing for a rich and more expansive life, longing for less inhibition. longing for more passion. longing for ur life to be so incandescent w something it thaws all the frost in ur bones. are u ever so consumed w it it rends ur heart in two. do u understand me

Wow teaching is very difficult for you especially if there is a language barrier? May I suggest NOT TAKING A JOB WHERE YOUR STAFF IS GUARANTEED TO TURN OVER EVERY 3 MONTHS AND IS SHOWING UP HOPING TO BE TAUGHT SOMETHING USEFUL????

you should be able to say “fuck if i know” to customers

you have to stay alive. you're going to be such a beautiful middle aged freak. young freaks will see you in the street and know that things can be okay.

I ain’t a lady, but I bring a real “ladies don’t start fights but they can finish them” energy the other apprentices do not like