Mike Longo

Skinfit singlet

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The GSS App

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You are equally surprised as you are annoyed when the Appstore recommends the Gay Spiral Stories app to you. It can’t be a coincidence. There’s no way Apple would suggest it to someone they aren’t 100% sure would already be interested. They managed to practically shut down tumblr after all. So how would they know you visited the site in the first place, and not just for the occasional horny read, but pretty much every week? The site doesn’t have any ads. Do they snoop the safari history? And also, Gay Spiral Stories has an app now?

You might as well install it, you think. You aren’t going to read it while on the toilet. No use having a boner while taking a dump. But you are interested to look at it at least, even if you aren’t going to read anything right now. You click it and get a progress bar. 114 MB used to be a lot. Windows came on like 12 floppy disks, and only 8 were really needed, so what is that? Eight times 1.4 is like eight plus half is 12 MB. Fortunately network speeds have gone up more than enough to compensate at least.

You press the new application icon and a silly spiral, the tongue in cheek shorthand for hypnosis and the site’s logo appears on the screen, spinning.

It’s like one of those microsleeps that happen when you are tired and suddenly the movie you are watching skips 20 seconds forward in time. The screen on the phone is black. How long is the screen light timeout? You don’t remember, but you must have been on the toilet a while because your legs are cramping.

But they are the wrong legs. The wrong floor. Your arms are wrong. Everything is wrong. This isn’t your bathroom. This certainly isn’t your body. Well, not quite true. You recognize a few landmarks, but there has been some significant landscaping going on. Firm pecs, rippling abs. And all of it covered in sweat. It’s like you are sore from workout rather than sitting still for too long. You quickly wipe your ass. Nothing. Clean paper.

You stand up and start pulling up your…. singlet? What the hell is going on?