#imagine you come out of a teeth transplant.. "tyler im out alive!" you scream.. "who do you fink gave you the teef?" he says, smiling
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My fight club headcannons(some sad some random)
Calls the narrator hot nonchalantly
attempted before
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first rule of fight club is be cute and silly :3 !!!!
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another one of those pieces where i don't really like the full thing but I'll post it anyway. in the reblogs because im a pussy
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She gave me a rib. One of her own. For me to keep, a token of our love. An act of creation, of devotion.
I hold that rib close to my heart, nestled between my own. I used the strength it gave me to built temples to worship her. I pray before gilded altars, bleeding for her. The wound where I took the rib into myself aches, reminding me that I am alive. Alive for her.
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ok like cutieeeeee hes so barbiegirl so poppy so silly
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i strive to create like this
might be a bit delusional i fear 🚬🚬🚬
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If you live in the USA and you're pleading for donations to pay your rent, bills, or get food then dial 211! Please dial 211 before the last minute!
It's a toll free service with people who will help you find programs in your community to pay those bills, find food, and find housing! They will give you numbers to call so you can get help.
It is not 100% foolproof. Their job is to direct you to a program they believe will help your current issue, but it's still a step up from praying random strangers online will give you enough cash before a deadline! The added benefit of these community programs, which get funded by the local government most of the time, is if there are more people using them then they can get more money to help more people.
You're not taking resources from other people if you use your community services. Your taxes pay for them. Use them.
Dial 211 first to see if they can help, and if for some reason they can't, then make your donation posts!
https://www.211.org/
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saltburn is about a gay little freak fumbling a boy bad bitch so hard he decides to kill him and his entire family about it. and then he's like no yea I wasn't IN love with him or anything I just wanted to get their estate. drinking his cum and fucking his grave were necessary to the plan ok.
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Lay my hands on heaven and the sun and the moon and the stars while the Devil wants to fuck me in the back of his car
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fight club sketches 😜
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the fight club penguin ⤵
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