got my circumcision touched up, thought I'd go for an undercut this time

Don't know how many times I've showed a non-Tumblr person a Tumblr post and had the whole thing derail because the poor soul actually read someone's user name.

ribbons and lace <3

Coño don limpio

Hi, I have been in the process of diagnosing my chronic fatigue. I have an appointment with one of my doctors monitoring medication/treatments I've been put on to manage my symptoms. Unfortunately this is through Telehealth and my insurance doesn't process it as a regular co-pay and it's typically around $200. I also have a dentist appointment and my insurance doesn't cover dental so it's usually around $450 for my appointment and yearly dental plan renewal I have with my dentist. I also have medications, groceries, and an existing rent hike which is financially stressful for me. I believe I will need around $950 in assistance this month and am very appreciative of any and all help. Thank you very much 💖

barefoot contessa is the greatest bc she never tried to pretend she didn’t live a ridiculous life. every episode is just ‘I’m inviting my wealthy establishment democrat gay friends to have a st. swithins day lobster supper because I’m immensely wealthy from my dirty nuclear nixon money so all I do any more is amble gently through open french doors’ and tbh? goals

ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOBAW