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bungeegumbitch · 5 years
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My favorite catholic lore is that anyone can make holy water in a pinch but the church puts dumb restrictions on us like ‘do this only if someone needs their last rites’ like I WILL bless this McDonald’s sprite and I WILL enjoy the crispiness of our lord and savior
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bungeegumbitch · 5 years
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keith doodle
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bungeegumbitch · 5 years
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Temperance patience, balance, moderation
[do not repost!]
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bungeegumbitch · 5 years
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gotta love the space sibs
i’ll have this as a mini print at SAC! ♥
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bungeegumbitch · 5 years
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Come to me feathered and frayed,
For I am the ugliest prey.
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bungeegumbitch · 5 years
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saw a picture of a white guy who went to a Cuban supermarket, and ordinarily they go "LOOK AT ALL THESE EMPTY SHELVES" except all the shelves were completely full, what they were complaining about now was the fact that there was only one brand. It goes to show you that no matter what, they'll say anything, it doesn't matter what the argument is, as long as they can blame socialism for something.
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bungeegumbitch · 5 years
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Beautiful comic by riasaur on Twitter. Original here.
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bungeegumbitch · 5 years
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insp by (x) and a conversation on @jonblake‘s facebook, sorry not sorry
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bungeegumbitch · 5 years
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Goddamn it. 
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bungeegumbitch · 5 years
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Showing Affection? 💕
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bungeegumbitch · 5 years
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How to help Amazônia:
You can donate to SOS Amazônia which is one among the 100 NGOs selected as “The Largest NGOs in Brazil”.
> > > ( ENGLISH: //doe.sosamazonia.org.br/en ) < < <
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And remember: - 1 USD is 4,04 reais. - 1 EUR is 4,47 reais. If you donate only $2,50 USD (10 reais) you’re helping a lot.
If you donate only $2,30 EUR (10 reais) you’re helping a lot. About people saying “the minimum value is $10”: Even if you’re not from Brazil you can donate in REAL instead of donating in USD or EUR via Paypal, so… YES, you can donate less than 10 dollars or euros. (Just don’t change the currency to USD or EUR, Paypal converts your dollars/euros to reais.)
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Please. Boost if possible, this is REALLY important.
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bungeegumbitch · 5 years
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Things that are terrifying to me that I assume aren’t terrifying to cis people:
Person looking at me as I figure out where the door is on this weird stall
Person who was leaving the bathroom as I entered suddenly deciding now is a good time to go back and stand by the sink after they see me go in a stall
Literally any middle aged to elderly person looking at me in public
A small child old enough to talk staring at me in public
Anyone who looks like the type to live on a farm or in a gated community staring at me in public
Going clothes shopping
Showing my government photo ID in any situation
Laughing people leaving the restroom after they see me
Shopping anywhere on the edge of town or in one of the surrounding rural towns
People who knew me before the age of 18 being around when I introduce myself to new people
Buying deodorant, soap, and shaving supplies in the store
Walking out of a public restroom
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bungeegumbitch · 5 years
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bungeegumbitch · 5 years
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you ever get a bus driver who drives like they’re running from god
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bungeegumbitch · 5 years
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Are you really going to scroll past without saying Спокойной ночи, мистер Флеймгатор
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bungeegumbitch · 5 years
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i CANNOT stop thinking about this job ad. i am absolutely losing it over the implication that someone is going to apply to this job who 1) loves chasing birds and 2) is disturbingly competetive about it
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bungeegumbitch · 5 years
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I heard my brother say he was going to dairy queen so I suck into his car and he has no idea I’m in here
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