Say it with me kids:

A 👏BISEXUAL 👏 PERSON 👏 SHOULD 👏 NOT 👏 HAVE 👏 TO 👏 PRESENT 👏 THEIR 👏ROMANTIC 👏HISTORY 👏TO 👏PROVE 👏TO 👏YOU👏 THEY 👏ARE 👏BISEXUAL

my favorite video game joke is referring to main characters as the game name like “there goes halo!” “hey it’s john bioshock!” because too-serious gamer dudes will never think you’re joking for some reason

horror game: turn up the volume and use headphones for the best experience! me: 

me every single day of my life

Killer Whales Investigating a Go Pro (Monterey Bay Whale Watching)

Scout And Maisie (by candyflossgirl)

happy Easter, Jesus wasn’t white

me three years ago: good at math, mostly straight, cared what people thought me now: hardly straight, doesn’t care anymore, very bad at math

we popping the BIGGEST bottles when a bad time happens tomorrow

I set my alarm last night to the glorious, unearthly sound of Genji screaming “Ryujin no KEN WO KURAE! ” and let me tell you that as a support main I have never been more awake in my entire life I think I crossed in to a new level of existence I woke up so fast

ok but i just want a girlfriend pls n ty

sorry i was late i can’t conceptualize time

hey sorry im late i didnt want to come

they call me… 7 Knives. because that’s how many knives it takes me to cook things because I keep puttin em in the fuckin sink without thinking about it