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Just a Monster Full of Trash
Vanni25, any pronouns🏳️🌈🇵🇷👨🏻❤️💋👨🏼The world’s going to shit, I’m just here to be horny and unhingedI run my queue all day so you may see posts but I aint online- but I do use the mobile app, so I will usually see messages! (formerly ace-in-your-holey)
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so apparently there are phobia for different Pokemon types witch i am not going to list, but now i'm just curious what people think is the most common type to have a phobia of?
i think bug and ghost are the most common mainstream fears. but the FUNNIEST one is definitely the fear of normal types
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Here's how you do it!
Step by step for all you virgins!
Step 1 - Invite her over to watch a movie (if there isn't something specific that you know she wants to watch together then give her some options and maybe include something slutty in the mix like an erotic thriller)
Step 2 - Ask if she'd like a drink (booze can make everyone a little less nervous, but obv not everyone drinks)
Step 3 - Just be chill and make fun small talk while hanging out
Step 4 - Tell her how cute she is
Step 5 - If she seems flattered and receptive then lean in and ask "can I kiss you"
Step 6 - If making out is going well then while you're at it try putting your hand on the back of her neck or her waist or thigh or just wherever feels natural etc
Step 7 - When you're escalating things (like touching her somewhere new) try to throw in the occasional "is this okay" or even a preemptive "is it okay if I-"
Step 8 - Ask if you can call her Doctor Eggman while you pretend to be one of the helpless animals that have been captured by him and turned into a living battery for his army of badniks
Step 9 - ???
Step 10 - I've never gotten this far
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The professional boxers John Conteh, Bunny Johnson, & George Franklin, London, 1975.
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