Technophobes need to apologise for "just put it in plain English you stupid machine!" because, well for one the decline in accurate error messages in favour of simplicity has contributed to the rise of tech illiteracy, but also because now whenever an "app" has a net connection error it will pop up a box saying something like "oo ooopsie! Your super duper feed went poo poo. We'll try again soon!" which having said to me by a corporation is about 8 million times worse than having to hear the word "network".

Certain words can change your brain forever and ever so you do have to be very careful about it.

Hams are here to read your fortune and also your private e-mail communications. Both prints now available! Pinky promise the hams won’t try to fish your credit card info 😘

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*swims up to you*

woke up with this strong urge to draw a specific thing,, but i have no idea what thing it is. just a feeling, which isnt nothing but it is not much to go off of

I came up with this character last night. her name is Isabel Badkitten and she is a little girl who is a cat that is bad.

born to use switches and knobs arranged in a cockpit, each one offering a tactile sensation as you flick it and the mech you're in lurches into action

forced to use touchscreens at your desk

oc update : louvre

Felt like doing something picture book like.

having anxiety is like being given permanent unwanted custody of a halter arabian. like okay buddy is it panic time again. cool you probably need more exercise and an apple and then maybe you'll calm down.

this is by far my favorite safety/warning sign btw. they really went off with this one

everywhere i go everyone compliments me on the particle cannons i attached to my body. they say things like "those look effective against armored targets, and also very precise" and then i blush cutely and obliterate a scrap car

There are freshly independent possums scattered around my yard like fat little Easter eggs trotting through the grass and bricks at dusk.

public service announcement

things to ask yourself when designing a female character:

how much blood is she covered in

are her eyes filled with madness

can she rip things to shreds with her fingernails

the reef guardian 🦈