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wormzard
silly time (it/it’s)a little worm who happens to also be a wizard
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thank you 😌
Self affirmations for bugs:
- I am small
- I am powerful
- My exoskeleton is chitinous
- My stridulations are beautiful
- My abdomen is elegant
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Here’s a video so you can hear the water and the thrushes. I took it for you because you couldn’t be there. <3
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twas raining today, so i went out with a bucket and Mage Hand and helped my wormy brethren off the stone walkways to ensure they would not dry out in the sun.
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i will always advocate for consuming Mystery Potions
i need advice
for context: my dad specializes in dark magics, yaknow necromancy and that sort of thing. he also wasn't around much but that's a topic for another post. back to the point, he sent me a letter and a box of what i can only assume are old things he wasn't using anymore. according to the letter he thought i would "find great use in the items within." i found this weird looking potion in there with the rest of the stuff, the label is damaged so idk what it does, yall think i should drink it?
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illegal knowledge was forced into my brain against my will and i still think it’s sick
Wizard Apprentices when you won’t let them make a sacrifice for accursed knowledge
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I cast
Sleep soundly on you, yes you specifically, you don’t have to reblog or anything, just know that your next rest will be restful. Enjoy.
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teehee thank you, i will wear a sequin dress
What is the dress code if there is one?
Please dress in at least "business casual" - this is a formal ball and formalwear is preferred.
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WAIT i’m a worm, i normally just wear a wizard hat, is that okay or should i magick up a tiny sequin dress
What is the dress code if there is one?
Please dress in at least "business casual" - this is a formal ball and formalwear is preferred.
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i don’t have hands for holding such things, but there is a clump of dirt between my 5th and 6th hearts that has hardened into stone.
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DIRT IN MOUTH. my favourite spell :) put dirt in the mouth
HELLO WIZARDBLR!!! IT IS I!!! THE ACCURSED- coughing fit. sorry doing that voice is hard...
anyways, may i just say how cool your guys magic is
...also can you guys help me learn a few new spells that aren't massively destructive? thanks.
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family is one billion worms
“What… is a family? I know what a family is as in a social unit of biological or closely nite humans… but what is it… and where can I find it?”
*escape looks sheepish*
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one De-Limb coming right up! sometimes when i cast a beneficial spell on myself, the magic misinterprets my intentions and gives me extra limbs which is terrible. so i have De-Limb at the ready for whenever.
don't talk to me unless you know a spell to get rid of extra limbs, because I can't get my extra arms to despawn and I'm probably going to hit you.
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FOR REAL
you know, because in vermiculture th-
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(flight intercom) this is the pilot speaking. yeah we expect todays flight to be normal. um if you look out your window you shouldnt see the skull
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misread this as “beard of magical ethics” and went yeah. wizards have beards.
spellcasting isn't like academia it's like writing. spellcasting is about saying "you know what would be really fucked up?" and then making it happen anyway. because you can.
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chocolate cake is dirt coloured. i’ll eat as much as i can
What sort of wizard things did you guys get up to during the eclipse?
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oh just in case here’s a list of my strengths and weaknesses:
strengths
- turns normal dirt into magic fertilizer
- has two separate pocket dimensions (one for normal dirt, one for magic fertilizer)
- things made out of plants cannot hurt me
- bug-protection aura
- great at gardening
- agrokinesis
- full of whimsy
- dead body sprouts a plant which grows a new Wormzard body
weaknesses
- very squishy
- sun hurts my eyes
- small
- terrible at chronomancy
- weaker in cold and/or dry conditions
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