buglordsupreme
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Male. Queer. 25. Hobbies include getting sloppy, mailing pipe bombs to Government Officials and DnD. I post and reblog whatever the angels tell me to and sometimes the angels are annoying. If you send me hate of any kind I will kiss you with tongue
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quick sketch of the biggest people pleaser in the dungeon
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Girls will be like “oh I’m just running quick some errands” and then spend all day in the wetlands appreciating the unique flora and fauna
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Men will literally study Paracelsus, translate 1600s alchemical texts and distill potions for melancholy before going to therapy
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“Black-Briar Mead is just fine, if you need something to wash the dirt off a riding horse’s hooves.”
–Sabjorn
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daily affirmations
I am a vortex of Bullshit
I attract Toxicity
I attract Negative energy
Wealth and Success flee from me
Angelic guides Abandon me due to my Personality Disorder
My Higher Self is trapped inside of a Prism and being tortured by Demons
Powerful Forces are conspiring for my Downfall
My Crystal's are Busted
My Chakras are Spinning Backeards
My Pineal Gland is replaced.with a Deer Pellet
I suck Positive Vibes out of the Room and Replace them with Rancidity and Hatred
I attract Drama
My Children Hate me
Bugs Grow in my Whiote Girl Dreds
My Twin Flame left me for a Pleadiean Bitch with 6 Penise's
My OF is Failing
My SoundCloud is Shadowbanned
My Volkswagon Golf has a Catastrophic Oil Leak
I have Ozempic Face
I have Nothing
My life is Fucked
My life is Fucked
My life is Fucked
MY LIFE IS fucked.
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The newest Tumblr inside joke was to reply to any and all tutorials or guides with “OP thinks they‘re Jichael”.
I don’t know who Jichael is.
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Customer: NAME
DMV: BALLS.. DRY BALLS… LAST NAME IS BALDRY
Verdict: ACCEPTED
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General tumblr reminder, since some people don't know: If the person's URL has "deactivated" plus a string of numbers (a date) after it, that means that they manually deleted their own blog. It doesn't mean they were banned. Banned blogs don't have "deactivated" after them and will just be the normal URL you can't click on or interact with. They look very similar and function the same, but they were caused by two very different things.
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hey, you there. if youre reading this, I hope your having a freaking amazing day. and if youre not, go fuck yourself and stop trying to make the rest of us feel bad cuz were honestly just trying to just have a good time and forget the bullshit and don't really need to hear your attitude nor are we in the mood for it so basically take your ass home if your going to be like that
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im really sorry that i ran 4 red , lghts and im really really extra super super sorry that i pulled my gun on you. i know this doesnt change what i did but i want everyone involved to know that my behavior and actions is because i was listening to stressful music
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my dad walking into my room: we gotta take the trash out tonight
me (harboring lifelong resentment after he mowed the beautiful American Burnweed that had sprouted in our lawn when I was 6 and which I treated as a friend with an elaborate backstory): i do not give a fuck
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Natural World Patch Notes 4/17/2024
-all bugs now scream in pain and fear when you hurt them
-the post-rain smell is now distinctly worse, slightly nauseating
-icicles can now form in any temperature if humidity is high
-stars in night sky are 14% dimmer
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Guys that are into cock and ball torture are like modern day eunuchs.. the men.. they yearn to guard the sultans harem…..
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