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What its like to get high w batman characters
Batman: Youre so scared what if he remembers that time you used a water cup for soda and breaks your jaw
Dick: you fall in love with him. the ideal stoner partner. Shatters your heart when he has to get up to get a glass of water. its for you.
Tim: Wont shut up about how strains arent real shut up tim let me live my lie of a life
Stephanie: Fun but she wants to do a craft and honestly unless its REALLY easy im not doing that
Cass: IGHMM SO SCARED RIGHT NOW
Duke: You’ll end up spooning this dude gives me that vibe
Barbara: look me in the eyes and tell me she wouldnt judge you
Jason: he just plays videogames and drinks monster
Alfred: idk man i feel like hes gunna say something weird. hell talk about the war too and that shit will haunt u watch out
gordon: arrests u
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oh but I adore how everyone in this stupid pirate show is just a guy
I haven't seen ppl talk about it much but. the absolute lack of shredded abs. people show tummy and cleavage and there's not the barest hint of muscle definition anywhere
obviously some of them are very fit but it never leaves "works a physically demanding job and happens to be naturally thin" territory
and guys are fat! guys have bellies and rounded shoulders and chubby cheeks and imperfect teeth and thinning hair and are styled weirdly (that's a whole different post but the crew especially look so unprofessional styled it's great)
and they are still all hot! they are hot and desirable and find each other hot and desirable and I love that
I love to see it! nobody in this show looks like they had a personal trainer. and not just the side characters, not just a token fat guy - obv Taika Waititi is the most beautiful man you've ever seen and that little bit of tummy pudge spilling out of his crop top made us all lose our collective minds. but it's everyone else too; and it's not the extend of it either. no other show would have let black pete within 10 feet of a romance arc, much less been this sweet and sincere about it
this show is so comfortable with the human body in all it's glorious imperfection and I am in love with it
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you can't tell me that on a ship full of gay, superstitious pirates there isn't some hamfisted astrology talk going on
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JJ was fine with the idea of kiara and John b, he even encouraged john b in season 1. But when it's kiara and pope, jj has those sad stares and asked kiara about pope.
It just makes sense that jj is attracted to pope not kiara.
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jj and pope are 100% those friends that get a little Too close when they’re drunk/high but they just laugh it off like haha it’s a jokeeee but then one time they almost kiss and they’re like huh…i’m starting to think it’s not a joke anymore…
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Hear me out. Dick Grayson doing the olympics
he would never that would be wayyy too risky for his secret identity but oh my god what if? what if he could that would be the coolest thing ever babe
dick setting world record after world record in the men's category until the only one he's competing against anymore is himself.
dick being a huge aspiration for little boys who want to be gymnasts because all their lives they've been told it's a "girl sport" but that guy who won like four gold medals in two days just posted a video of himself doing a backflip off a moving car; who cares if it's a girl sport they just wanna learn to do that
dick and simone engaging in a friendly war where they dare the other person to do a trick and keep one-upping themselves
wait hold up i've been limiting myself to gymnastics what else would he do???
in the regular summer olympics, artistic gymnastics and rythmic gymnastics are a different ballgame to tackle, and dick would be wonderful at both. my boy would absolutely love bmx freestyle. as much fun as it would be to watch dick box, at one point it stops becoming entertaining when there's no competition, just one man easily beating up anyone he gets put against. same with judo, taekwondo, and karate. sport climbing? a walk in the park for him, plus professional climbers are just straight up beautiful to watch. and the one thing he'd have the most fun with? trampoline
and lets go backwards a bit, to when dick was a kid, and see what he'd do in the youth olympics. acrobatic gymnastics is one of the most intense fucking things i've ever seen, young dick would just strive so hard in that. breakdancing is a youth olympic sport everyone, breakdancing is a youth olympic sport. i feel like that speaks for itself. also roller speed skating, that one he'd just cackle maniacally while doing. and it's worth mentioning again, but dick would have at least ten times as more fun on the trampoline as a child.
i'll admit i know very little about the olympics and didn't watch too much of it this year but i DO know that dick grayson doing the olympics would be spectacular.
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"every Gaston needs a Beast" ????????
Kourtney ships caswen and there's the proof.
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I’ve been cackling about this for like five minutes now
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the caswell wears prada
read it on ao3!
Summary: EJ's style is simple and functional but Ricky discovers he's capable of more than just letterman jackets and white sneakers. (Part 4 of my trans!ej and genderqueer!ricky AU.)
Author's Notes: I have this little headcanon that EJ used to model baby clothes when he was a baby. Then only went back to modelling once he transitioned to the point he was comfortable enough. Also not me giving Ashlyn's parents a purpose except for just leaving the house empty enough for Ashlyn to throw parties. Hope you guys enjoy!
Warning: Implied Sexual Content at the very end but since it's not explicit, I'll just let y'all use your imaginations.
Ricky has almost exclusively seen EJ in basic white boy clothes. It's usually just a nice fitting t-shirt, some branded jacket, jeans, and branded sneakers. It's not exactly avant-garde but Ricky can appreciate the fact that EJ has found a distinct style that's both understated yet elevates his already good looks.
But from what Ricky has learned in the few months that they've been dating EJ is that just because he dresses like that, it doesn't mean EJ does not have an eye for fashion.
Ricky learned this one day when the two of them were hanging out with Gina and Ashlyn at Ashlyn's house.
Ashlyn's mom was the Editor-In-Chief of an editorial fashion magazine that focuses on highlighting brands that promote sustainable fashion. She also runs a design company herself. Every other minute, she'd be going in and out of her design studio with a phone against her ear and a different meter of fabric in her hands. Her job is also the reason why Ashlyn's parents aren't usually home. Ashlyn's mom would be invited to different fashion events or she'd meet with a client about a new start-up. Ashlyn's dad accompanies her so that she wouldn't overwork herself.
None of that is new to Ricky. What is new, however, is EJ's involvement in her work.
"Ashlyn!" Mrs. Caswell rushes in, a hundred different scarves wrapped around her neck. Ricky wonders if she can breathe beneath all that cashmere and silk. "Darling, I need your help."
"What is it, mom?" Ashlyn asks, pausing the movie the four of them were watching.
Instead of responding, Mrs. Caswell just runs back to her home studio with a hurried click of her heels. Ashlyn looks at the rest of the group with a shrug, moving to stand up until her mom comes rushing back in – this time with a little purple hat perched on her strawberry blond locks.
"EJ, sweetheart! You come too. I need your opinion on a few things." Before any of them could say anything, she's disappeared back into her studio in a flurry of scarves and sequins.
EJ doesn't even bat an eye and moves to follow his cousin out of the living room. Ricky grabs his hand before he could leave, asking him what Ashlyn's mom wants his opinion on. EJ isn't exactly Paris Fashion Week, if Ricky was gonna be honest.
EJ just smiles, placing a chaste kiss on Ricky's lips before saying, "I'll tell you when we get back."
With that statement, Ricky and Gina are left alone, both feeling more confused than before.
"Does that happen often?" Ricky asks Gina, who is picking through the popcorn bowl.
"Ashlyn's mom being weird?" Gina tosses a popcorn kernel up into the air before catching it into her mouth flawlessly. "I've seen Ashlyn help her a few times. But I haven't seen her call EJ into that room before."
"Yeah..." Ricky picks at a loose thread on their jeans. "Didn't really peg EJ as the fashionable type."
Gina pauses in her pursuit of the perfect popcorn kernel and raises a questioning eyebrow towards Ricky. "Hold up... EJ never told you?"
"Told me... what?" Ricky started to panic a little bit. They never liked hearing ominous phrases like that from other people. It fuels their already present anxiety about dating someone who is way out of their league like EJ – someone who could leave Ricky at any time if they realize that Ricky will never be good enough for them.
Gina seems to realize this quickly enough and she tries to diffuse the situation before it gets worse. "Oh! No no no, Ricky, it isn't bad!"
"Then what is it?" Instead of answering, Gina just looks over shoulder at the direction of where the Caswell Cousins went to. After a few seconds of making sure the coast is clear, she tilts her head and motions for Ricky to follow her.
Gina leads Ricky to the spare guest room that EJ occupies sometimes when he doesn't want to sleep at home. In fact, sometimes this room is literally just called EJ's extra room because he's here so frequently. Ricky's napped here a couple of times so it isn't a new place. But he's usually too tired to explore it due to some recent emotional problem or another.
By the far wall is a dresser that Ricky hasn't ever thought to look through. Gina beckons him to come closer as she opens the bottom drawer.
"Ashlyn showed me this when I first moved in. We had to call EJ immediately after because I just had... so many questions." After a few seconds of rummaging, Gina brings out a small stack of magazines triumphantly.
Ricky recognizes the magazines immediately as the same ones Ashlyn's mom is the Editor-In-Chief for.
"Are those...?" Ricky asks and Gina nods excitedly, motioning for him to sit down next to her. The two of them peer through the old issues together, pointing at things they think would look nice on them.
Before they turn to the middle spread, Gina turns to them with a serious look in her eye. "Ricky, I need you to brace yourself."
Ricky tilts their head in confusion. "For what?"
"Just," And Gina can't even hide her giddy little smile. "Get ready."
Ricky can't even bring themself to respond before Gina is showing them the middle spread of the magazine. Their mind skids to a halt when they see a younger EJ staring back at them from the glossy pages, dressed head to toe in the finest three-piece dress suit Ricky's ever seen.
And it isn't just that, EJ's all over the spread – dressed in all kinds of outfits. From gorgeously crafted lace button downs to tastefully styled overcoats – EJ models the shit out of them. Ricky scans the pages in awe because they've never seen EJ wear stuff like this. Sure, they've seen EJ in a suit during homecoming but not one with embroidered roses across the vest or paired with diamond encrusted gold jewelry.
Gina turns the page and Ricky lets out a small gasp.
It's a two page Ashlyn and EJ spread – the cousins looking absolutely ethereal dressed in the most delicate fabric embroidered with flowers along the seams. Their skin is glowing beneath the sunset, the light catching at the highlights on their cheekbones. But what really got to Ricky is one very small but powerful detail:
The flowers along EJ's shirt and the makeup he's wearing are in the trans flag colors.
"Ricky, look." Gina points at the small interview portion at the corner of the page, smiling when Ricky reads it and realizes that it's about EJ.
E.J. Caswell – Teen Transgender Model
"I've been avoiding modeling since I started transitioning and coming back to it was really scary." Says teen model E.J. Caswell. "But when my aunt gave me the opportunity to finally speak my truth through fashion, I knew that I wouldn't regret this decision in the long run."
"There are still so many moments where I hate my body. It's gonna take a while until that goes away. And maybe it won't. Ever." E.J. tells us with a sad smile. "But this is a start – and I get to style some really cool clothes while I'm at it!"
When Ashlyn Caswell was asked about the significance of this project to her cousin and to future transgender models, she smiled softly, making it abundantly clear how much she adores her older cousin. "E.J. is one of the bravest people I know. He's always been an inspiration to me and I'm so proud of him for doing this on his own terms. Plus, I'm really happy he asked me to be a part of it with him. But don't tell him I said that! I'll never hear the end of it."
"She said that?" E.J. said with barely concealed glee. "Aww, Ashlyn!"
Ricky and Gina giggle at the mental image of EJ probably giving an exasperated Ashlyn a big bear hug after his interview. Ricky can't help but stare at the spread again, lightly trailing his finger over EJ's face with a soft smile. He really is so beautiful. Ricky sometimes can't believe that someone as gorgeous as EJ is real.
"Looks like Gina beat me to it."
The sound of EJ's voice by the doorway makes the two of them freeze and turn to see both Caswell cousins looking at them with knowing smiles. But Ashlyn and EJ weren't wearing what they were wearing before Ashlyn's mom called them for help.
Instead, Ashlyn was wearing a floor length pink chiffon dress with embroidered roses scattered along its sleeves and body. EJ was wearing a dress shirt of similar color and material, pairing it with white dress pants and a ruby encrusted rose broach.
"Well look at you two supermodels!" Gina squealed in glee, bounding over to gush over Ashlyn's outfit. Ricky stays rooted in their spot on the floor, their eyes never leaving EJ's. EJ approaches them slowly and takes a seat on the bed next to Ricky. He moves into an effortless pose, making Ricky blush more than necessary.
EJ smiles at them, eyes sparkling mischievously. "Hi."
"H-Hi." Ricky says, moving to face EJ with shaky legs. "You look nice."
"Just nice?" EJ leans down with a smirk, a lock of hair falling to his forehead like some goddamn romance movie. Ricky didn't even notice that even his hair was styled differently. Was EJ growing his hair out? Why didn't he warn me?
"I'd say something dirtier but I don't wanna traumatize the girls." EJ laughs at that and Ricky could only stare at the way EJ throws his head back with the most beautiful smile they've ever seen.
This isn't fair. EJ is sitting here looking like he was plucked straight out of a Vogue magazine while Ricky's sorry ass is on the floor in pajama pants and an old hoodie. Fuck. They should have texted Kourtney for help with their outfit today.
"You're so cute," EJ leans forward even closer, so close that EJ's able to lightly graze their noses together. "Maybe I should dress like this more often to make you blush like that."
Ricky contemplates on the statement for a bit, imagining what it would be like if EJ were to wear more designer clothes to school everyday. EJ right now certainly looks confident and cool. Plus, he gets the added bonus of Ricky looking extra flustered around him.
But at the end of the day, it's EJ's body and EJ gets to choose whatever makes him feel good.
Besides, Ricky fell for EJ without all the bells and whistles.
"You don't have to wear fancy clothes to make me think you're gorgeous." Ricky says before they can stop themself from saying it. But it's out now and there's no turning back. EJ's eyes widen but they eventually soften after processing what Ricky said.
"It doesn't matter what I think, though." Ricky says, reaching for EJ's hand. "What matters is that you're happy. Whether you're wearing a potato sack or Versace. As long as you feel comfortable and you're seeing your favorite self in the mirror, I'll tell you that you're the most handsome boy in the world."
Ricky scoots closer to place a soft kiss on EJ's nose before pressing their foreheads together. Ricky can't really tell who's smiling wider from this angle but they didn't care.
"My handsome boy." Ricky whispers, lightly tracing EJ's bottom lip with their thumb. EJ smiles even wider at the sound of that and it never fails to make Ricky happy seeing EJ so happy.
They're about to move in for another kiss when they hear Ashlyn cough from the doorway.
The two of them separate abruptly, both blushing profusely as the girls giggle behind their hands.
"We'll leave you two alone," Ashlyn says, grabbing Gina's hand to pull her back to the living room. "I'll tell mom you'll be late for dinner."
As soon as the door closes behind the girls, Ricky turns back to a still blushing EJ, a small but urgent thought manifesting to the front of their mind.
"I should take this off-" EJ doesn't even get the chance to finish his sentence before Ricky is pushing him down on the bed and straddling his hips. "R-Ricky?"
Ricky smirks, placing a single finger on EJ's lips as they lean forward to whisper in his ear,
"I'll help you take it off." EJ lets out the smallest whimper at that but Ricky shushes him, blowing against his earlobe. "But you have to be quiet, handsome."
As soon as EJ shakily nods his head yes, Ricky gets to work.
Unfortunately, they're more than a little late for dinner.
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A/N: I've added some reference pics below if y'all want a better image of what EJ and Ashlyn were wearing hehe :>
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Okay but EJ was the first to text him??? “Someone was worried about you and told me to message you” which okay. Checks out. But why did they tell EJ to be the one to text first? Hmmm…. seems to me like they assumed ej would be the one person Ricky would answer. And yes they were ALL worried but my Caswen heart going crazy bc EJ WAS THE FIRST TO TEXT- and then plays it casual. Like, “I’m not worried but the others are”
“someone was worried about you and told me to message you…” i am combusting where the hell is my slow burn caswen frenemies storyline ??? we have truly been robbed of this shit like they really couldn’t take two seconds out of the boring ass romance plots to toss in a couple more awkward i-don’t-know-if-we’re-friends scenes like the ‘you’re wearing all black one’? also wait actually at first i was thinking oh ej probably wasn’t the first to text there’s prob someone else underneath but like. who? nini and gina are out for obvious reasons. perhaps caswen does stay winning……
also don’t get me started unpacking ej being the first to text and phrasing it like someone else forced him to like first of all ej’s obviously a person who looks after his own and that probably reluctantly includes ricky so the minute big red was like uhhhhh yeah ricky’s going through it during the group call you know ej was immediately getting out his phone to be like what’s up with disaster boy bowen? ‘someone’ was worried about him? ej couldn’t even be bothered to make up who it was. the someone is ej. fool.
also it annoys me that the props dept isn’t more fun on this show like who the hell has their friends in their phone as their actual names ?? where’s the nicknames?? where’s the nonsensical inside jokes??? where’s the emojis, people!!!!! between this and the wardrobe dept the crew for hsmtmts are boring and don’t know what they’re doing bye
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AU where Ej and Ricky have a daughter and she asks them what their love story is like
EJ: At first we didn't really like each other. But over time, the things that were annoying about him became endearing, and me wanting to punch him in the face turned into me wanting to kiss him instead. It was a long time of back and forth but eventually, we realized that there was no one else in the world who got me best but him. The day I got to call him mine was the third best day of my life. Third because getting married was the second best and then having you, my beautiful daughter, was the best day.
Ricky: [eating doritos with chopsticks] I hit him in the face with a basketball once. And now we're married.
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