Nngh...nghh...fuck...I'm totally fucking winning this round of Gay Chicken....unnhhh...
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doing butterfly knife shit to her penis
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I love the old timey phrase "you forget yourself". bro that was so impolite like do you even know who you are rn
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if you ever get frustrated that a gnc trans person’s pronouns don’t “match” how they look/present in your head, maybe consider that someone’s presentation and transition is not a tool to help them gender them correctly, that’s something you just should do regardless
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what’s your preferred sleep aid?
• prescribed sleep medication
• marijuana (smoked)
• marijuana (edibles)
• over-the-counter melatonin
• chamomile tea
• a sleep aid not listed here (tags?)
• i don’t use a sleep aid/results
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i was introduced to the concept of infighting in the gay community when squidward made fun of spongebob for his pretty patties
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Lmao how is this real, "the ambient sounds of the world were wrong, sir"
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This wouldn't happen to me if i were a huge dragon
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can i get a yippee for leg hair
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[condescending school counsellor voice] so i noticed that you changed your tumblr theme colours to black and red and i just wanted to check that everything's all right at home
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Brad Pitt is probably so bad at eating pussy. You can just see it
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bouba & kiki fan art
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i love the term "dressing wounds" like you get all dolled up now lol
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