i just imagine spamton going through the dumpster that belongs to your apartment building and finding THE. BEST. SMELLING. TRASH. like cinderella but finding who threw out this pair of underwear that's more holes than underwear left
Just had some au thoughts (or pre game thoughts I guess) about not yet fallen from grace spams still being a little creep towards reader insert and wanted your two cents on it. The idea of him being a lot better than game Spams at hiding just what a wreck he is for you, easily being able to charm you with his salesman persona and getting closer to you, such a gentleman, you visit him one day and leave your favorite Hoodie on a coat rack and when you come back it's gone. You are visibly distraught by this and he rushes to your aid. He will find out who's responsible for this , he didn't think there where any thieves around the castle oh god YN he's so sorry, BUT he just got a special offer in and oh this new hoodie fits you so perfectly (so surprisingly perfectly) and what? Oh no, nonono, it's a gift. Anything for a valued customer.
And then all that of this fucking farce drops when you leave and he is basically just inhaling your scent and rubbing his face on your old ratty hoodie, drooling all over it and muttering to himself as to what the fuck is wrong with him, God when did he become so disgusting, if anyone ever found out his career would be OVER, but fuuuuuck you are just so gooooood...Fuck This is not gonna be enough for him is it?
day four goretober- ravenous. some people in my family look at me as both the victim and the murderer. I'm neither. I didn't eat her, and she's not gone. She was an image. A perception. Not a person. He is me.
I can just imagine a meme of gross mini spamton that's an image of him in the dumpster, then an image of him with the exact same pose but now in a dirty laundry hamper with the caption "moving up in the world"
I keep thinking about gross spamton looming over your shoulders looking intimidating at someone your arguing with with before snapping back into puppydog eyes mode as soon as you turn around...
Somebody told me 'Spamton, but with Danny DeVito's voice' and now every time I see certain content of Spamton in it, I can't get that out of my head. Existence is painful.