Mommy needs to be honest kitten. You're not a kitten, you're a puppy, I know. Actually, that's exactly what I wanted to talk to you about. You've let this whole puppygirl thing completely take over our sex life and to be honest it's not really clear to me that you really enjoy it anymore. You really seem stuck in a short-term hedonic spiral from posting about it on tumblr and getting likes. And I know it's hard to get out of that kind of thing but it's really been getting out of control. You said "we're trying for puppies" to my best friend of 15 years. Seriously? How the fuck am I supposed to live that down? No one was laughing. The room was dead silent and I wanted to sink into the floor. And this was days after I was crying my eyes out over the infertility stuff. So you came across as kind of an asshole on top of it. Yeah, I know you didn't mean it like that but you can only point to "bourgeois morality" so many times before it starts to feel like you're just saying "I'm sorry you got offended" you know? Like every time I try to express that some basic social decorum is necessary to preserve relationships I care about you start misquoting Bakunin. And like look you have a lot of positive qualities but I don't think this is working anymore. We both know it hasn't been good for a long time.

haha but like what if they met each other

Happy to announce I'm starting a comic on here! It's a light slice of life strip about the characters from my work in progress Vesna games, set in 13th century Bohemia. It'll go live Friday and Monday every week, under the tag "Vesna: Dogs to Watch Out For" or "VDtWOF."

Thank you to everyone who voted on the name!

This post will be pinned and updated with a link to the first strip when it goes live tomorrow.

Watching a movie with a subby girl in your lap. Fondling her breasts under her shirt. Pinching and rolling her nipples when you're bored >>>

idk if people already made these, I just felt like it

Yeah I do that

trans girls are so cute actually theres like a 50% chance when you pet them on the head they start unmasking and stop pretending to be human its so important

weathering with you (2019) dir. makoto shinkai

[explaining plurality to an American] so you know how a burger has multiple delicious ingredients inside of it

so i recently got top surgery and this was on my discharge papers after a mild complication

Who wants mine

there is milk in girls