brushstrokesapocalyptic
everything needs more magical girls
she/they aro/ace lesbian who draws things.
they say i'm 23 years old.
Consistent content output? Never met her.
art blog is @brushstrokes-art
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dating simulator where it starts normal but it slowly becomes clear that all of the romanceable characters are attempting to cover up an extremely specific murder they committed a year ago before you arrived
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*breaks off a sliver of the divine authority invested in me by god and shoves it into the soul of my unassuming domestic robot husband* *he blossoms like a platinum flower into an unstoppable metal warrior from whom gouts of flame issue forth*
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Okay, I completely understand that getting time off work can be a Sisyphean ordeal these days, but every time I run into the whole "only rich people go on vacation" discourse I'm thinking surely I'm not the only one whose childhood experience of "going on vacation" was piling everybody into the car and driving for six hours to pay twenty dollars a day for the privilege of setting up some leaky tents on a fifty-foot-by-fifty-foot patch of dirt next to a mosquito-infested pond in a "private campground" whose only standout features were a. an outdoor miniature golf course that hadn't been maintained in twenty years, and b. a truly breathtaking fire ant population.
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* You are looking for an alternate world.
* You ask the mysterious entity outside reality if his alternate worlds are creepy or wet.
CHILD
I DO NOT UNDERSTAND.
* You pull out an illustrated diagram of what's creepy and what's wet.
HA.
HA.
IT IS A VERY,
VERY
GOOD
WORLD.
* You form a Dark Fountain.
* ...
* It's wet.
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i like socializing with other queer people but man there is nothing quite like having a married straight guy as a friend
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yeah
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c’mon everybody!!! *runs off excitedly and no one follows me*
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One of my favourite english words is "lackluster". It combines the beautiful, resonant, historical kind of air, an ancient and poetic sort of weight and colour, and the absolute baby brain logic of equating something with energy, conviction and vibrancy with something being shiny. Like yeah dude I saw your recital and I don't want to be too harsh but it was so inspid and uninspired that it was like looking at an object that isn't even sparkly. 3/10 would not put into my mouth again.
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My boss is making me work even though theres discord channels to read like morning paper?
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You know how people sometimes get a cat by just having a random stray cat with no collar and no chip walk in and sit on the couch like "yo fucknuts I live here now", and the people just go "well fuck, guess I gotta go get a litterbox then."
Now consider: Humans doing that to the fae. Not being captured by the fae folk, not taken against their will but stubbornly walking in to their realm and refusing to leave before one of them agrees to take this damn creature. Faeries telling each other "naww come on, you can't make it leave, it already ate your food. Everyone knows you gotta keep them if you've fed them."
And another faery yells back "I did not fucking feed that thing, it climbed into my pantry and was eating flour straight out of the bag!"
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oh fuck this is a really good hill i gotta die on this
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izutsumi (izutsumi) compilation
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